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Theater generalist, Dad, runner, wrestling fan, a- and anti- religious (for me). 🌱-based love machine. He/Him. 📍: Delco, AF
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Fantastic resource and if you’re in the Philly/Delco/Chesco area and unaware of Farmer Jawn, they’re on the list and you can find them at www.farmerjawn.co.

👀 (A favorite of Uncle Vic’s, IIRC)

Post-Selma op-eds: Carville: "Bonehead bridge stunt alienates working class whites" Durbin: "Protesters lack decorum!" Fetterman: Why I'm co-sponsoring Josh Hawley's 'Free the Bridges' act, allowing motorists to run over protesters Jeffries: "God still on the throne" www.npr.org/2025/03/09/n...

Don’t make me tap the sign.

I’m using all of the mental energy I would have spent caring about the Sixers this spring to manifest a weekly talk show for Vernon Maxwell, possibly my favorite obscure short-term Sixer of all time.

I'm just gonna keep coming back and checking the replies for the next few days because there are very few things that make me happier than seeing people lovebomb BG. Go Birds.

John Cena turned heel by returning to the company currently named in two different sexual abuse lawsuits, whose longtime owner and president is about to blow up public education.

A few years ago I helped organize the Fraud Street Run that generated over $71,000 (generous donations & merch sales) for Philabundance. Some dark times right now so we’re going to lace ’em up and raise some funds once again. Please support us with a $10 donation #FraudStreetRun fraudstreetloop.com

Journalists at mainstream US publications are absolutely allowed to engage in activism as long as it is aimed at reinforcing existing hierarchies and undermining progressive change. NYT news reporters recently engaged in a startlingly effective campaign against trans rights, for example.

I just realized: the Sixers are Josh Harris’ Illuminati sacrifice, aren’t they?

Guys, no, c'mon. I'm perfectly happy with my current levels of schaudenfreude. This is just too much.

Anything that happened prior to March 2020 now exists simultaneously as yesterday and a million years ago.

Love to turn down an audition for a really fun and exciting project due to my existing commitments to the glitz and glamour of new student orientation and summer camps. Just an A+ couple of days all around, even above and beyond the general “world on fire” of it all. Fuck.

In related news, I’m taking a break from giving a shit about the Sixers in order to focus on literally anything else.

"Hey, you know all that stuff we've been saying about old-school football and tradition and all that? Yeah, turns out it's actually really hard to win that way. Never mind. Ref! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF! THEY'RE PUSHING!!!"

Philadelphia, collectively: "Skill issue"

I’m modeling all of my interpersonal relationships going forward on Jessica Johnson and Harrison Ford. That is pure friendship.

To me, a Nazi salute means, "I want to murder your family." There can be no irony about it: It puts deep anger and hatred in my heart to see it done and I will never forgive anyone who justifies or minimizes it.

Getting over the flu to the point where you actually WANT to eat for the first time in a few days calls for vegan chili fries. 🌱

Ah, so not his shoulder as I thought, but he was hurt and playing through it in the 2nd half. What a beast. If he hits his ceiling I don’t know what the league is gonna do with him and Carter playing next to each other. 🦅

Spring Schwarbomb in slo-mo 🎥: @ phillies on x

understand that ICE is the enemy of all of us, not just undocumented immigrants. understand that and stand against them.

EVERYBODY COME LOOK GREG'S NUKING A FRAUD FROM ORBIT

“Sorry dad, am sitting here now. Guess you can’t go to work.”

Was getting caught up on a slight @overduepod.bsky.social backlog this morning and have decided to take inspiration from @mcgetting.bsky.social and will now be rating everything in my life on a "Winter of my Discontent" vs. "Winter of my Content" scale.

This is the "realizing who Daulton Varsho is and who he's named after" experience all over again.

Fuck yeah, baby. 4th consecutive year ringing the cherries in the Broad Street Run lottery. Let’s fucking go. 🏃‍♂️ #BSR25

“maybe gucci” build the damn statue

I feel like Tom Homan bears a pretty striking resemblance to Mussolini, but we should probably string him up at a gas station just to be sure. (HAHAHAHA SATIRE AND ALL THAT GO FUCK YOURSELVES)

Happy one week anniversary of the death of the coward Patrick Mahomes www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwwz...

I’ve always said as long as my best half time (1:52) is within an hour of the WR I’m fine, so if you psychopaths could please settle fuck down I’d appreciate it.

I think I’ve accepted that Tyler Warren to the Eagles isn’t going to happen and am giving serious consideration to trying to manifest JJ Pegues to the Birds because I need to see him in a 2 back set with Saquon.