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There is absolutely no justification for bringing Werner on. Unbelievable

Shite half. Do the subs we all know this team needs. Full backs horrific. Danso having a mare. Johnson doing less than zero

This is abysmal. We’ve come out with entirely the wrong attitude. Very lucky just to be one down. There’s a time to rest players and it’s not when you’re playing City with a week’s rest before the next game. I hope we’re still in this by the time we inevitably have to bring those players on

Has Johnson even touched the ball yet? I get he scores goals but does absolutely nothing else in a game. We don’t even use him as a passing option. Nothing goes down that side

Doing nothing so far

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Doku such a frustrating player to watch. Never gets his head up. Rico Lewis is shite too. Will both get a hat trick against us now

Our graph presumably hugely skewed because of injuries - our top earners being Son/Romero/Richi at a guess. 2/3 long term injuries this season.

Mad just mad

Up for playing this version of City next week. Quid says everyone’s fit by Wednesday

Carnage. Could be 2-0 within 2 minutes

Yesterday saw Tottenham’s first back to back wins in the league since September 29 (when we also beat United after a win against Brentford). In fact that’s the only other time we’ve won two league games in a row this season. Bonkers

Vicario back from breaking his ankle and having surgery quicker than Romero and his sore toe. Think you can tell which players are up for the fight and which aren’t too bothered

The richest man in the world is killing poor people, just like Christ wanted

So over Ange. Time is up for sure

Villa can bring on Rashford and Ascensio. Meanwhile our only attacking option on the bench is a 19-year-old who has played ten minutes of men’s football

Okay all other Spurs fans worldwide I’ve given up on Bissouma now. Sorry.

I know we just bought him two whole players on the 30th day of the month long transfer window, but if he loses to Villa on Sunday, can we still sack him? Or does 10 points from relegation save him?

Midfield utterly vacant. Just let them through

Why today of all days for Kulu to drop a solid 2/10. He was our only hope

Richarlison made of fucking wet paper

It’s always Bissouma. So lazy and slack with his passing. Can’t wait for an upgrade in the summer. Long long overdue

WHAT !!

More *Spurs players* saying this please, and slagging off the chairman. He can’t sack them (they’re too valuable an asset)

Surely surely means someone is coming in? Even if he’s not up to standard yet, he is a physical person to bring on to the football pitch if we need a sub or for 10 mins when we’re 4-1 down and trying to save others’ legs? Surely.

Other clubs managing absolutely fine

This too. Also he's about 5ft and 7 stone - never making it in the premier league

See the long term of this but FFS - we need (not injured) players NOW. Someone needs to give Lange a shake

Embarrassing result. He's got to go

But are the underlying numbers still good?

Richi?! What the actual fuck

Johan Lange - why the fuck is he even in the stadium. Seriously what is he doing and what value is he bringing to this club

Within 1 minute lol. We're mentally unprepared

Money talks. All these obstacles can be overcome - and we can afford it. We're definitely not signing anyone else this window. Absolute negligence

Is genuinely quite laughable that Arteta keeps trying to plug the narrative of an injury crisis - last week staying "we're really worried about Saliba, it doesn't look good"...then he's starting a week later

Hahahaha