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Damn it! Ya'll killed the wrong Lex Luthor.

Apparently AWS is doing more for NATO than the Trump Admin aws.amazon.com/blogs/public...

I debated long and hard on the best way to keep CloudSLAW sustainable, and am excited to announce the official Patreon! All bonus material and will help keep the project free. Live support, bonus content, voting on labs, and more! slaw.securosis.com/p/announcing...

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

New Executive order from President Musk: All Github branches named main must be renamed to master by 5pm ET on Friday.

Stuck on the ground in OGG due to a computer problem with air traffic control (per the pilot). Thanks Elon you stupid Nazi.

With Trump withdrawing the US from world affairs, the G7 should vote to kick out the US and invite India to join instead. BRICS can become SCRAB. Let the shit hole countries hang out together. (With apologies for South Africa being forced to hang out that that racier bunch).

Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

We have been careful to avoid using the word coup, but it’s time to call it what it is—this is a coup. Trump signed an executive order granting only the attorney general or the president the authority to interpret laws executed by the executive branch.

This is not the behavior of a group of people who think they will ever be held legally accountable. They have zero intention to allow another free and fair election.

We're trusting DOGE Daycare with our treasury systems, so... I guess the answer now is... yes?

Look at all the money we're saving now that we're not doing FEMA anymore.

This image is illegal in two countries.

Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are likely to yell "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!" before jumping from the train to avoid the catastrophic crash.

An amazing resignation letter to Bove from an AUSA who worked on the Adams case. Money quote: “I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”

How soon till the FAA shuts down delta’s ability to fly?

mattlabash.substack.com/p/our-new-pa...

Sometimes people ask me what I look for in @fwdcloudsec submissions, usually in the context of #GCP. So I put together this little ditty on the 3 categories of #GCP talks and general advice in each. Important to remember I am 1 of 20 or so reviewers so opinions may vary. 1/10

Dude was clearly incompetent. Unless his job was to ensure that all Trump appointees had conflicts of interest, in which case he was doing a bang-up job.

The year is 2027. In order to buy a dozen eggs, you pull out one of these

www.kennedy-center.org/kennedy-cent... Government by Tweet.

I think if the EU is still allowing data transfers to the US you’re making a serious mistake.

Just a warning: it's fairly easy for someone to request that their data be removed from Internet Archive, so don't rely on it as a way to record someone's incriminating posts.

"Musk will reinvent the US government in the way that the hyperloop reinvented trains, that the Boring company reinvented subways, that Juicero reinvented squeezing. Which is to say he will...offer no solutions beyond those that consolidate his own power and wealth." www.wired.com/story/the-us...

Our team has launched a tracker account for flights in and out of the US naval base and detention camp at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba. The tracker is based on open data from ADS-B signals. Check it out here @gtmowatch.bsky.social

Hello friends! The CFP for fwd:cloudsec North America in Denver June 30-July 1, 2025 is now open! Additionally, tickets will go on sale February 18 at 10am and 11pm MDT. fwdcloudsec.org/conference/n...

The CFP for the best cloud security conference on earth is now open! If you'd like your research to be presented alongside the cutting edge of the industry, this is your opportunity! fwdcloudsec.org/conference/n...

The Trump administration has placed two top security chiefs at the U.S. Agency for International Development on leave after they resisted turning over classified material in restricted areas to Elon Musk’s staffers. America, please stand with us—we are fighting to defend this country!

I had to remind my kid that it was a Trade War that Palpatine used to gain power.

How do I donate to Doug Ford's re-election? www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... (Also Doug Ford != Rob Ford. Rob was the crazy crack smoking Toronto Mayor )