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Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock

submitted 21 days ago • 64 comments

Considering hoarding an unprecedented percentage of the world’s resources and then flying into a bewildered, murderous rage when people don’t love me for it.

submitted 45 days ago • 13 comments

How Did This Beloved Thing Get So Bad? a guy wanted to get richer What Happened To All Thos— let me stop you there. a guy wanted to get richer Why Is Th— a guy wanted to get richer Have You Noticed Th— a guy wanted to get richer Where Did— a guy wanted to get richer

submitted 56 days ago • 81 comments

my body has achieved a perfect equilibrium of being too tired to do anything and too awake to sleep

submitted 67 days ago • 37 comments

For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

submitted 93 days ago • 438 comments

(blows past you in a two-horse covered sleigh; just absolutely smokes yer ass)

submitted 438 days ago • 23 comments

(building a straw man) oh this guy is gonna be such a fucking piece of shit

submitted 492 days ago • 4 comments

Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.

submitted 97 days ago • 150 comments

First they came for the fat, whiny losers, and I said nothing, because they got me immediately. I was like the first person they got.

submitted 448 days ago • 4 comments

This may be the most important piece of journalism in the entire pandemic. Brilliant detective work by scientists; compellingly told. www.wired.com/story/the-te...

submitted 490 days ago • 36 comments

Mike Pence should be forced to carry his Presidential campaign to term.

submitted 488 days ago • 75 comments

"no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy

submitted 565 days ago • 34 comments

I think one of the worst quirks of online spaces is the idea that if someone doesn't post about something, they don't care about it. It encourages performative posting often makes things worse. I care a lot. I just don't want to add another poorly-informed voice. I'm reading & thinking.

submitted 508 days ago • 92 comments

do i want mushrooms on my pizza? oh yeh sounds great and while you’re at it, scrape the mold off your shower tile and spread it all over my ham sandwich, you piece of shit

submitted 511 days ago • 4 comments

It’s considered bad form but you’re allowed to respond to stuff like the senate dress code with “I don’t believe you really care about this”

submitted 522 days ago • 12 comments

Many free speech absolutists seem not to realize that it’s not just defending people they like, like Nazis and religious weirdos. If they truly believe in free speech, they have to defend all sorts, even schoolteachers and librarians and children they don’t like the look of.

submitted 521 days ago • 5 comments