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jcorrado.bsky.social
Here to laugh and maybe make someone else laugh.
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Brodinger, ur cat’s dead.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If you borrow my chapstick don’t complain it tastes like Cholula.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

We’ve entered that phase of marriage where we now just assume anything you can’t find was moved by the other one.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

You can either complain about the neighborhood kid learning how to play saxophone or teach her how to play careless whisper; maybe be a problem solver

submitted 47 days ago • 6 comments

I'm super popular with the ladies (porn bots)

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

2024 was like a cat that insisted on sitting on my lap so it could bite me the whole time.

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submitted 409 days ago • 33 comments

Why are there ads for milk? Who the fuck doesn’t know about milk?

submitted 59 days ago • 2 comments

When reviewing your successes and failures of 2024, don’t be hard on yourself. The mom in ET had an alien living in her house for days and didn’t even notice.

submitted 58 days ago • 3 comments

I don’t know but the vibe I’m picking up is “from a town with an Edible Arrangements.”

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I have toasted, buttered, and eaten everything in this house even vaguely amenable to such treatment.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Me: I am a strong, intelligent, educated woman. Also me: Wed-nes-day 📝

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

learning to walk again after sitting on the toilet for too long

submitted 60 days ago • 22 comments

My love for Bluesky is stronger than dirt.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

So much for the season of giving!

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not the guy who wears a Leatherman on his belt but I can see a dotted line from here to there and I don’t like it. *Takes off folding quick dry cap*

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Came home from Christmas at sister’s house to find some minor flooding. Not sure what’s more annoying, the water in the basement or constantly thinking of Home Alone and The Wet Bandits.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Big day for dads with pocket knives

submitted 64 days ago • 15 comments

I have whatever missattached allele makes a literate person only use the singular “pair.” I brought three pair of pants on this trip.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

I voted no on stand-your-ground but will be sponsoring the dude-kept-saying-supposably bill.

submitted 65 days ago • 2 comments