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jcort.bsky.social
Cat and dog idiot. Tech doofus. Woodwork jagoff.
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A couple trees in my yard were throwing birds at each other

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Currently risking reptile attack to see a display of falconry (I am traveling in Florida and going to a Medieval Times)

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

[Mark] Ruffalo Wild Wings. This can’t be an original thought

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

NO MORE MISSION IMPOSSIBLES. EVERY MISSION CANNOT BE IMPOSSIBLE. THE SEQUELS IMPLY THAT THE PREVIOUS MISSIONS WERE INDEED POSSIBLE.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Getting a laugh after saying “it’s starting to feel like these missions are possible” after seeing yet another entry in the franchise is the kind of encouragement I don’t need

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine looking at sand and thinking "I should turn this into a telephone that lets other people yell at me remotely"

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

libs of xiaohongshu

submitted 53 days ago • 24 comments

It’s been about a year. I’m back. Time for internet suffering! (No, no, it’s good, I like it here, this is just how I approach being online

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Christmas movie lineup for wrapping presents/eating too much everything: 1) Trading Places 2) White Christmas 3) Muppet Christmas Carol 4) Christmas Vacation

submitted 440 days ago • 0 comments

I saw the first thirty minutes or so and fell asleep. Woke up for the final exposition and battle. More than enough. Fucking awful.

submitted 442 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been not doing amazing for a while and I got out in my shop to make some quick cuts for the first time in almost a year. It was good. I’m glad I did that. Now I’m on the couch with this cat and I’m feeling pretty alright

submitted 453 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 464 days ago • 0 comments

In case anyone is ever tempted to take me seriously this is 100% real

submitted 464 days ago • 0 comments

When I got on Twitter years ago I just wanted to read weird shit and sometimes get the best and worst political takes possible in the same place. This is scratching that itch except for the bad takes (so far). I’m giving it time

submitted 464 days ago • 0 comments

I hope I’m not lost since I didn’t get Vol. 1

submitted 468 days ago • 0 comments

So if this is like old Twitter where are the accounts that post shit like “crumbfuck” and “shitbaboon” and do people still talk about tweets being praxis?

submitted 472 days ago • 0 comments

Anybody else have a handful of tiktok accounts that keep them going back to that weird dancing QVC?

submitted 473 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks for the invite @reckonist.bsky.social. I didn’t know what to do with the instagram one. But I know what to do here. Be fuckin’ grateful I don’t know anyone and just spin in a corner like the old days on twitter. I’ve missed it

submitted 473 days ago • 2 comments