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Reclaiming low church, from the windows to the walls.
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Imagine thinking that trans kids rather than stagnant wages are why razor blades are locked up at Walgreens.

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Everybody will talk about Dukes, but the real ones know about Blue Plate.

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@pilgrimaltsburg.bsky.social Is there a hymn associated with the Army that would be particularly appropriate for a funeral of an unchurched veteran?

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I always brush up on the history of my family's participation in the Civil War when the Sons of Confederate Veterans come sniffing around for the monuments we took down. They don't quite know what to do with my "we were wrong for what we did in the south" argument.

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Episcopalians will go all the way to Kansas City to avoid working on their Parochial Reports.

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Or therapy

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My seminary cohort talked a lot about buying Willie Nelson's tour bus and living in community as we drove around the country. I may have to revive that idea.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Drop something silver

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Therapy, amirite?

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submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Does my avatar give off unnecessary bro vibes? RT for yes, ❤️for no.

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My secret (so secret even I did not know about it) plan to avoid cooking actual food by distracting myself with writing seems to have worked.

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Seriously considering just playing this song on my phone instead of preaching tomorrow: youtu.be/YEFLR2JnMd0?...

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Do y’all have a better metaphor for followers and leaders than “Indians and Chiefs?” Because ugh.

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Sermonizing: youtu.be/9zZfbkUkodY?...

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Jesus said “if anyone tries to sue the pants off you, give em your underwear too.”

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The smell of the nursing home I visited last evening is still in my nose this morning.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

finally beat down Satan under our feet

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

“Clericool” has to be one of the softest preacher puns on the market.

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Just spent $100 at Aldi’s, which I did not think was even possible.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

If I am going into the office I will need to shower, but if it starts snowing while I’m in the shower, I won’t need to go into the office. I call this dilemma Schrödinger’s Bath.

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If one of y’all could decide what I want for dinner and then DoorDash said dinner to me, I would be bet grateful.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

10:13am EST and I have yet to get a mattress from someone. President’s Day sux!

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My new “2 Burger Grill” came with these instructions for things you might cook on your “2 Burger Grill.”

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The Kenan Thompson - Marcello Hernandez bromance is the best thing about modern day SNL.

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if you see this, post a knight!

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Maybe drinking the relaxing tea before I sat down to read on this cold, drizzling day was not my best strategy.

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My first 12 hours on this app feels like

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The fact that Emmylou Harris’s “Elite Hotel” is $7 in a used record shop is empirical evidence that hipsters have no idea what they’re doing.

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