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jdvalenzuela.bsky.social
sports and food writer, bylines @ a buncha places / chicago sky season ticket holder / proud mom of a gorgeous shelter dog 🇵🇭🇵🇸 home is all over: chicago, detroit, milwaukee, makati city
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Canha back? truly an underrated food scene in Milwaukee

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I know what they mean but every time I see a headline my first thought is they are letting them have fake girlfriends

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mets news: pete alonso has rescued a family of baby birds. an influencer who captured the incident is donating the payout proceeds to a local food bank white sox news: mike clevinger has burnt down a phoenix-area orphanage using gas soaked puppies. we have offered him a minor league contract

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Wrote this when the Sox promoted Getz. He’s proven to repeatedly not care about character, which is not at all surprising given his history.

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this is a beautiful story

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post a picture of the last game you were at

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would like to say the white sox are finding new and exciting ways to show their asses but they are clearly sticking to tried and true methods of showing their asses

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The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

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yeah they’ve always been fuckin dorks over at the trib

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NEW — Danielle Moore hopes adding a cafe can save the remaining Semicolon bookstore. She’s hoping to raise $25,000 by March 16 through a Kickstarter campaign. Here’s how you can help: thetriibe.com/2025/02/semi...

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32 years ago today, the greatest team ever assembled took the field....minus Ozzie Smith, because of that damn Springfield Mystery Spot.

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dude just wants to watch Severance

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i stopped putting “lol” at the end of some of my texts just as an experiment and a few of my friends asked if i was alright

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🚨👇🚨👇🚨

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i won’t be apologizing for anything anymore. if you correct me i’m just gonna say “ok cool thanks” and continue on with my day

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Hey allies here’s something you can do

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we’re at the point on this site where mutuals are dunk quoting people’s terrible opinions. leave that shit on the other site!!!

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Former Chicago White Sox trainer Brian Ball, who alleges he was illegally fired in 2020 on account of his sexual orientation, sees his lawsuit restored by an appellate court. A trial court had dismissed it in 2023 but appellate court brings it back. I discuss in a new @sportico.bsky.social article:

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articulated busses should make accordion noises when they turn

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book and a celsius Tuesday (i don’t drink on weekdays)

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it’s boeing timberrrrrrr

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This is legitimately the funniest post I've ever seen lol

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If the Red Sox have a rotation of Cease/Crochet/Giolito I’m going to become the Joker

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