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Quilty as charged

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I do miss going into work everyday. Mostly because I liked the idea of getting paid to poop.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Boss: Have you finished that project Me: hey rome wasn’t built in a day Boss: It’s been a month Me: rome wasn’t built in a month Boss: Me: [googling “how long did it take to build rome”]

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

If you're afraid to tell a joke or have a beer with your friends then you're not a man and no change in culture can ever help you.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Jennifer Coolidge voice I want to be in a coma real bad

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

Ironic that Trump built his political rise on birtherism, only to install a non-natural-born citizen as President.

submitted 7 days ago • 13 comments

real monkey's paw that we invented the ability to hold the sum of all human knowledge in the palm of your hand and then a few years later we're turning it into your stupid friend that pretends to know the answer to every question

submitted 6 days ago • 16 comments

What should Democrats be doing? They should be legislatively opposing everything Republicans do, grinding down their operation so it can barely operate. They should be on constant attack, berating and deriding their actions - on social media, in the press, and on air.

submitted 6 days ago • 63 comments

Me: [getting beaten with nightstick] are you a virgo Cop: GET ON THE GROUND Me: such a virgo thing to say

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Some men would rather end human history’s longest running experiment in self-government than go to therapy

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

Sometimes I just lie here and let the doom just scroll right over me.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Two Things I Learned Today: 1. I can barbell squat my body weight 2. What an anal prolapse is

submitted 8 days ago • 14 comments

Roses are red, violets are blue, don’t forget your butthole needs love too.

submitted 10 days ago • 14 comments

🗣️ WILMORE: “a type of hypocrisy — hyperventilating over protecting middle class workers… unless they work for the government. Then they don't count. A different type of elitism on the right. Musk has been too flippant about this. These are people’s lives.” Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DGHftBA...

submitted 8 days ago • 40 comments

sips bourbon Today was bad. Tomorrow will be worse.

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Ruy Lopez Funkadelic

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

JOHN LENNON: I am the egg man BIRD FLU POLICE: come with us

submitted 9 days ago • 15 comments

Be mine

submitted 10 days ago • 30 comments

So you can just say you work at DOGE and pillage anything from our documents you want. The law truly doesn't exist anymore! Cool!

submitted 9 days ago • 1271 comments

Wife: [kissing me] Let’s roleplay Me: ok Wife: Pretend you’re my daddy Me: ok Wife I’ve been a bad girl Me: why’d you marry that idiot

submitted 9 days ago • 15 comments

Drain to sweet oblivion

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Cocaine so white you snort it and are suddenly adept at playing polo

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

This is all a good reminder that, “no help, no votes until the criminal conduct stops” is neither a big ask nor a politically perilous one.

submitted 11 days ago • 315 comments

Folks: I am NOT affiliated with the group that is using my name to support an economic boycott. Please spread this post, if you would.

submitted 11 days ago • 418 comments

Sorry I blocked your call it’s just that I aggressively dislike everything about you

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

A lot of people don't know that Even Flow by Pearl Jam is a song about a woman with amazingly consistent menstrual cycles.

submitted 12 days ago • 9 comments

Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone Call it a Day Of Transparency

submitted 13 days ago • 3883 comments

LAWYER: where were you on the night of the murder ME: in the desert LAWYER: and who were you with ME: a horse LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse HORSE: (from back of courtroom) does throat cut motion ME: uhhh he didn’t have one

submitted 13 days ago • 25 comments

Hortensio: Small choice in rotten apples Lucentio: I burn I pine I perish Vincentio: Fair sir and you my merry mistress Petruchio: I find you passing gentle Radicchio: Technically not a cabbage

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.

submitted 13 days ago • 1059 comments

I think we should incorporate bras into standardized measurements. Bring two D cups of water to a rolling boil. Add 1 B cup of sugar.

submitted 14 days ago • 17 comments

“Why do I need NOAA? I’ve got a weather app.” Is equivalent to asking “Why do I need farms? I can go to the supermarket.” www.noaa.gov/about-our-ag...

submitted 15 days ago • 51 comments

Hey NYTimes — now you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

submitted 15 days ago • 3218 comments

Two-shits Magee giving me the take me on a w-a-l-k look

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

unrelated to superb owls chicanery. Lamb lollies and veggie tables for skewers

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Ha! Disney is adding ads to their no ads tier. “We are clarifying that, as we continue to increase the breadth and depth of the content we make available to you, circumstances may require that certain titles and types of content include ads, even in our 'no ads' or 'ad free' subscription tiers.”

submitted 16 days ago • 36 comments

My Myers-Briggs score came back as NSFW

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

"And what should we call this letter?" -what if we just call it a double V? "Jesus Phil, think outside the box" -double U? "First of all, wow!"

submitted 18 days ago • 12 comments

Close your eyes and envision world peace. Now keep them closed and envision me doing the dick helicopter. Now open your eyes and TA DAAA ONE OF THOSE CAME TRUE

submitted 18 days ago • 12 comments

they are fucking babies who cannot take a rhetorical punch. keep punching.

submitted 19 days ago • 41 comments

Hey streaming channels, you know if you keep hiking rates, people will stop subscribing. Just a thought as you go all-in on making the circus too expensive to enjoy. The bread is already pricey af

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments