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jebusmatoi.bsky.social
Backup to @j3busmat0i on X. Parody singer/songwriter. Anime, cartoons, politics and sports. I know more anime than you.
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My discord friend has a friend who plays for Bryant so he wants me to cheer for them. Betting $20 to win $222 on Bryant. Let's go Kobe or whatever.

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I really dont have any friends, do I?

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If I book everything now (tickets + flight + hotel for 2), It would be roughly $3400 vs spending $300 more and getting the two night ticket package. I want to splurge but i'm okay missing a day to save $$$ idkkkk

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"How stoned r u?" I'm "Looking up Wrestlemania 41 tickets and flights to Vegas at 3am" stoned.

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Daily reminder that Yui is love.

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I still cant believe its been over 20 years since American Idiot came out. I listened to that in middle school. Why must we get older?

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For the fElons: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GE-...

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Some people would call Drake's win a major victory. I think I would call it a minooooooor

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Man who raped women, defrauded people who paid his scam charitable trust & university, incited the desecration of our Capitol, defrauded banks, obstructed justice, and failed to pay taxes on his father's big estate--without *any* consequences--wants you punished if you light up one unoccupied car.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1078 comments

I am convinced Elon is behind the terrorist attacks on Tesla cars and dealerships. He's drumming up rage for MAGA as he commits insurance fraud. The cars aren't selling. Might as well torch them to create propaganda then collect the insurance money. There is no proof I am wrong.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Since Kawaiioma isn't on here yet (his account is dead), looks like I'll be Yui's husband on Bluesky! She has come back to her throne, by my side.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

WOO WOO WOO WOO

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>Texas Tech barely holding off UNCW Another not-basketball school pretending they're gonna make a deep run. I do expect a win here but damn, hold off the expectations.

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Hoping this not tweet reaches all my K-ON bros.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

This place is supposed to have over 10 million users, but it still feels like my feed is shallow compared to Twitter. What a mess that place is now.

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So to post what I normally do, here's a song I did for 4chan's 20th anniversary - a parody of Johnny B Goode based on Bocchi the Rock. Enjoy! youtu.be/vO3LdzVuoHM

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Just found the emails saying my twitter account was locked. Why would you promote free speech on your platform then suspend people when they try to enact it? Elon Musk is a pussy ass bitch. Censorship for thee, not for me, right? Dumb hoe.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Okay I haven't gotten a warning or anything, that's good. Im afraid to really push the boundaries though lol.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Mildly threatening...

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

>#USMNT lost again Say it aint so...

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Find joy in the simple things

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I love that my default feed is cats.

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There goes my bracket. What were we even doing with the ball handling there? Kansass threw it away. #marchmadness

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About to test the limits of bluesky here in a bit. Let's see what I can get banned for.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Well, while im here, let's discuss #anime.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Another suspension by Peon Musk lol I'll keep telling fgts to end themselves if they deserve to hear it.

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