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"Behind every fortune lies a great crime," Balzac.
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This is the seal of my township as seen by IAI (tlc alert: Inebriated Artistic Intelligence).

Extraterrestrial Abduction Day. Whose idea was this? What's next Thor's day?

Spring!

Boeing whistleblower Swampy Barnett ‘killed himself’ even though he was not suicidal and his last meal was at Taco Bell. No one’s last meal is at Taco Bell. A childhood friend told interviewers that he Barnett had said to him, "If anything happens to me, it's not suicide."

Lina Kahn is the Ida Tarbell of the 21st century. Watch her! www.youtube.com/live/OpthvSe...

@alyankovic.bsky.social Today is EVERYTHING YOU THINK IS WRONG DAY. It is also the Ides of March. Et tu Al?

Potato Chip Day.

@alyankovic.bsky.social Today is "Worship of Tools Day". Do you have an old squeeze box you venerate?

@neildegrassetyson.com Today is "Worship of Tools Day". Do you have an telescope you venerate?

@stephenking.bsky.social Today is "Worship of Tools Day". Do you have an old IBM Selectric that you venerate?

@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Today is "Worship of Tools Day". Do you have an old IBM Selectric that you venerate?

People are being extorted by threats to their loved ones made to seem real by the use of cloned voices using AI. Having been playing with the same, I can tell you this would be really easy. A family member's voice plus your phone number makes you a target. #BEAFRAID, #BEAWARE, #SAFEWORDS

One year ago today was CUT ME IN TWO DAY. Quad bypass surgery with Dr. Bowen at Cooper University Hospital in Camden NJ. As the song says, "Watch me now!"

We ask ourselves, why is today multiple personality day?

Bad bad burn: 'Sounds like AI music'. Maybe Al Yankovic's next masterpiece? @alyankovic.bsky.social, #burns, #alexaplaymyfavorites, #boringmusic, #bedbathandbeyonce, #nobodysearchesforthisever, #hastag, #lostinspace, #grammys2025, #westcoastpromoman, #anybodyoutthere, #openthepodbaydoorshal

Nothing to see here day. 🙈

The Second Coming is just the Apocalypse rebranded so I went looking for clues about GO3.0 in The Book of Revelation and I found this: "The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise his authority for forty-two months." Was Doug already here? #Good Omens

According to David Mamet, 'the map is not the territory' is copyrighted by him. People need to call out this kind of over reach. #freespeech, #public domain

Banana Bread day? Observation about special days: At least 50% are for some kind of food. Which food do you think is connected to the most celebratory days? That's right, Chocolate. Not today, today is all about banana bread. #foodporn

It's MARGARITA day. Have you read "The Master and Margarita" by Bulgakov? Kind of "The Trial" plus "The Conformist" with vodka. All three books capture the spirit of our time. Drinks anyone? Artificial Artist has already started.

About a block later, we both started laughing. A whole block. Senior poker is not a fast game. #oldandintheway

Yesterday, a friend and I were on our way to another friend's house for senior poker and we drove by a school with this giant sign: THE HIGH SCHOOL OF THE FUTURE". My friend asked me, did that say it was THE high school of THE FUTURE? I wasn't sure and asked, should we go back and check?

Staying on topic is really the meta topic of our time. I mean, I think it was.

Your day is coming! Can you guess what it is? @alyankovic.bsky.social

Sticky Bun Day! Apparently AI (the communal dream machine) is not all in on sugar. I love these things with black coffee but this is how I feel afterwards. #StephenKinginthemachine, #GloriaSwanson, #SugarBlues, @fda.gov, @food.bsky.social.

Once again my human adjacent digital artist friend doesn't quite get MUFFIN DAY. It is supposed to be about giving a treat to the homeless. How about a home? Just sayin.

Take a moment. Be grateful. Heroes are killed around the world every single day to keep the powerful in check. Unless you are a tyrant, or the child of one, we owe them. "Pasheebah" Alexei.

ITS CABBAGE DAY! My human adjacent digital designer friend doesn't understand why we celebrate cabbages (or food) and fell back on Cabbage McCabbage face when I asked for a picture to memorialize a staple that is a supporting player in dozens of cuisines. (We do say a head of cabbage after all.)

My daughter Nina turned 21 today. (Sorry, these are the most recent pictures I could find of her.)