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The world is chaos, be kind Stand with 🇵🇸 , 🇺🇦 , 🇲🇽, 🏳️‍🌈, 🏳️‍⚧️ & NATO lvl 53, cis male Pluviophile User # 502,024 My Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pzsxocxkxe7jaxcmmjgsppm3/feed/aaaeckv4i7r5i
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Me: *calls friend* Traffic isn't moving, no exits, no details on Waze, doesn't look good. Friend: You're being dramatic. Me: We are building a new society on the shoulder. Friend: Seriously? Me: I'm a hunter now. Hope I can provide for the village. Wish me luck.

submitted 93 days ago • 7 comments

Here’s what I want from my government… I want every party candidate to have passed their security clearance before being put on the election ballot. If you have concerning ties to foreign governments that do not share our country’s values, then you should not be leading us.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes I want a hug. Sometimes I want my hair pulled.

submitted 5 days ago • 13 comments

How could I ever leave this site?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Milcheck is #severed but he’s his Innie 24/7. #TheoriesYouComeUpWithInTheShower

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I do all my posts while only wearing a sombrero.

submitted 51 days ago • 25 comments

If she orders her vibrators from Temu, then she’ll definitely do that thing you like.

submitted 25 days ago • 13 comments

anyone who has ever callously uttered the words, "it’s just a pet" will die sad and alone

submitted 5 days ago • 17 comments

Tips for Managing Stress: 1. Eat healthy regular meals 2. Fresh air and exercise 3. Caffeine, lots of caffeine 4. Sleep two to three hours a night 5. Sob inconsolably

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Signs of being a good parent: 1. you constantly worry that you're a bad parent

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Wanna come over and read poetry naked?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

(Tasting a glass of my own tears) Mmm. I’m getting hints of rage, seasonal depression, a mossy flavour of disappointment… (sniffs) it’s got frustration with desperation scents… (another sip) probably bottled in November’24.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I like finishing work early so I have more time to sit in my car in the driveway when I get home

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Hot moms in your area are tired moms.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Reeses Peanut Butter Eggs > abs

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

How dare you try to seduce me with baking goods. Of course I’ll do that thing you like, just hand over the pastries

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Scrolling BlueSky helps you realize the insanity you feel is actually shared with people all over the world. Yeah, you’re still a depressed piece of shit, but you have your tribe now

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

A 20 pack of chicken nuggets would fix me.

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submitted 8 days ago • 38 comments

How to understand men: – "No" means no. – "I'm fine" means I'm fine. – "Yes" means yes. – "I like that restaurant" means I like that restaurant. – "I'll do it" means I’ll do it… eventually. – "Your ass looks great in those jeans" means I want to live.

submitted 8 days ago • 14 comments

Post a movie from the year you turned 18. Uncle Buck

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The ones who curate the “Yay Trump” tweets and their reciprocal “I am destroyed” tweets and neatly package them for us to enjoy. They’re the musicians who keep playing as the Titanic sinks

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Omg. I just made coffee so good I taste tested it and got a little turned on

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Holy shit. I JUST realized that “Ready Player One” was a remake of “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Does she think that authorities can’t seize gold? Has she heard of Rudy Juliani?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

no babe I love your monster cock, the normal size ones scare me

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments