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Don’t bring that s%!+ to me.
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Stop waiting on me. I’m not coming back.

As jeepers creepers creampie I second this.

men ghost me all the time so why won’t my depression.

My 16 just now finished transferring everything in the iCloud from my iPhone 15 …

I desperately need everyone to get a sense of humor, expeditiously

Asking myself if i really need another MacBook after regifting 2 of them I brought with intentions to use them and they still sat around

Found this article on my great grandfather Artie the great alcoholic 🤣

Y’all remember that girl in a toxic abusive relationship who got shot in the head by her bf and survived then it took her almost a year to learn how to walk and talk again? Guess who just got out icu and went live on TikTok with the same guy in the background playing the game?

excited to disappoint my new therapist

Getting kinda bored with people calling me a witch. I’d like to be a siren now thanks!

I’m on a purple moon cycle. And I look at my SRC it’s 8H heavy I’m being prepped for a deep transformation and I better get comfortable with being uncomfortable.

If no one likes you then why aren’t you living like it? Why are you still moving as if you’re concerned about what they think? Not being liked should be the all the motivation behind why you are automatically living life as yourself because if you’re not who are you trying to please??

I am no longer surprised by human stupidity. In fact, I am surprised by its very sporadic absences.

As long as they aren’t plugged into an outlet then let the nimbus cloud nibble

Got an extraction done today on my back tooth it was impacted and why does it feel like they pulled more than one?

Noticing a lot of people from what I call the great migration in 2011 are moving back to CA including myself I came back a year ago in January. I was gone for 13 years..

I read that when women start to heal they begin to like the color pink again 💕

There’s a lady with mental health issues who was staying with her mom in my complex then the mom just disappeared months ago; well past 3 days and nights I’ve walked past their door and it’s been left wide open and the screen door just cracked ajar wide enough for anyone to walk in..

This is a god tier compliment fr

Crazy to think my lease in this place is almost up. Feels like I just moved in yesterday! I don’t think I’ll be renewing it because I just need new scenery

me: cut it all off plastic surgeon: what do you mean cut it all off? all of what? me: (gestures vaguely at my entire body) all of it

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need to be abducted by aliens.

I dont know man but disappearing from the world sounds kinda lit rn

Yeah order that shit so damn hard 😩

Idk about you but I chuckle a bit at the idea of people I don’t associate myself with anymore trying to reach me but I’ve changed my number.

The title of an article I just skipped past was “woman throws ugly baby into a wall”

Martial Law is COMING! Mark my words!

I like to think of natal charts as the past life you figured it all out and wanted to make sure it was easier next life but didn’t know how to communicate that to you or what language you’d even speak so they jotted it all down in a universal language. Math

Yall hiring?

Someone convince me not to get this Irish wolfhound pup you won’t succeed but I like a strong argument

Something needs to hit earth already!

I see you’re pizza posting on I raise you heart shaped pizza posting!

Now there just to many chefs in here!!

I can tell I’m moving into my SR energy because my only focus is on 2H and 8H themes I have my mars in my 2nd for my SRC then an 8H stellium 🤭

Uranus had been in my 10th house for awhile. I’ve been taking the chances.

You want a prepared party.

I still think about that beef brisket and Lebanese garlic chicken pizza 🍕

me every day: Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool

As I call my power back these words play in my mind: “Silence, I discover, is something you can actually hear.” - Haruki Murakami