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Writer & Musician Spooky. Speculative. Arguably literary The Dread Machine, Acentos Review, Baffling, Points in Case & others
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Check my shitlord sibling's ( @thefergexperience.bsky.social ) article about eating Donkey Kong's ass fergsfrickhouse.substack.com/p/i-want-to-...

Typebar Magazine Issue 6 is now LIVE. $1 gets you full digital access. $10 gets you the eBook edition OR you can subscribe to our Patreon for $5 and get the eBook of the new issue and the entire eBook back catalog free!! www.patreon.com/typebarmagaz...

My new essay is now live on @typebarmagazine.bsky.social Been such a pleasure working with them on this. www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/05/25/p...

I wish I could bidet pill the whole world.

Still thinking about the time I met 2 yuppies at a party and they both introduced themselves with a version of "This is what I do for work, but maybe I shouldn't talk about work to much haha." Then when introduced myself by going straight to my hobbies, they left the conversation.

I have a strong distrust of people who openly like the show Friends

The new issue of 🪶 @bafflingmag.bsky.social 🪶 has arrived. Check out stories from Teresa Milbrodt, Plangdi Neple, Erin Brown, Cindy Phan, C. L. Sidell, Sara Omer & Soramimi Hanarejima. Plus the rad cover by @marcheriest.bsky.social. www.bafflingmag.com/issue-nineteen

Listened to my band's debut album on vinyl last night. A bit of a moving experience, transitioning into an analogue medium with such high fidelity relative to, say, Spotify. Preorders here: pourhousepressing.myshopify.com/products/pre...

If ADHD is a modern phenomenon, how do you explain the Black Eyed Peas?

From the last weeknight show at The Garage (for now) (courtesy of Rose Delight Photos)

Excited for my essay "Pumping Gold: How a Decade of Bodybuilding and Terrorism Started a Wave of Cheap Fantasy Movies" to appear in @typebarmagazine.bsky.social Grateful for the opportunity and for the cover art by @misterryan.bsky.social

At my cuban tia's Pitbull themed (?!) 70th birthday party

Come see me read on 4/23 if you're in the Baltimore area :)

I wish people had told me Severance got really shitty in the 2nd season

Donkey Kong Dumpy 😎

Just read an essay with a spoiler warning for the book, Genesis, from the Hebrew Bible.

just got into this Swedish band, Hollow Ship highly recommend

Blows my mind BradyGames used Pearson Education as their imprint for strategy guides for the longest time. Make sense as who else would have the infrastructure to produce large books of mass produced knowledge. When are we getting Diablo II as a standard course in education???

2 hours late to work today bc of a marathon Using every fiber of my twitching pulp to remind myself that cars, not runners, are the enemy. But damn if it's a conscious effort 😓

Played a sold out show at The Pocket last night. Really great crowd and The Pocket was generous as always. Tired as shit today, though

Performed a fun show at Wuarry House Tavern last night. So grateful to our friends and fans who made the trip out. It was our first time performing out material as a 3 piece since Sly was busy. We all really needed to step up. Sly's musical voice casts a long shadow, but I think we rose to occasion

I work here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgYF...

I wish my writing career was going as well as my Monster Hunting career

My Spotify podcast ads are so patronizing. Like "This winter, why dont you curl up with a hot tea? UWU Let instacart bring you your soupy woupy while you stay home and listen to your favorite true crime podcast" Fuck you, I hate all those things. Except soup, I suppose.

Ahhhhhhh Monster Hunter and the noble pansexual Switch Axe

Every one of NPR's podcasts hosts sound like they're going to bully me

MONSTER HUNTER MONSTER HUNTER MONSTER HUNTER