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jeff.rodeo
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this is what it used to be like in the 00s when you went to the website of a local business

I won’t give up now!

-babe what did the doctor say? is it bad? -worse than i could have imagined. he says i’ve got.. [wiping away tear].. he says i’ve got.. the meats

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...

𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔟𝔬𝔡𝔶 is a ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ for turning ℍ𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕪 ℕ𝕦𝕥 ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕤 into 𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓀𝑒𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑒𝓂𝒶𝒾𝓁𝓈

by 30 you should have had a sandwich so good that it occasionally pops into your head like a love long lost

Staff member at Warby Parker fixed my glasses so well they feel completely different (in a good way). I’m getting all the joy of getting a new pair of glasses without any of the hassle

Thanks Beccy Henderson for helping me clean my house

I spend an unfortunate amount of time writing replies only to find I’ve been arguing with a gay furry nerd. It’s like trying to stop a mud slide from destroying your house by trying to armbar it

This review of a brunch place in Tucson was so funny to me

This feels like it was cooked up in a lab to decimate the GOP so the fact that the Democrats will do nothing with it should make their true priorities clear to you

Rediscovering the joys of taking a bath

My hair looks so good now it’s almost disrespectful

made my favorite sandwich (classic fried chicken) at home for the first time and let me tell you folks: it was one of the great sandwiches of my life. we are capable of anything if we put our minds to it. the only thing we have to lose is our chains

Proud to be one of the 350 rabbis signing this statement — an ad in the NYT today and a declaration of our values. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... For more—and to sign— go to saynotoethniccleansing.org

This is what just happened and its the most fucking insane thing I've ever seen. 1) Article below comes out where the GOP is freaking out about working Friday. 2) Suddenly, MULTIPLE Trump nominees are fast tracked by unanimous consent. Now the Senate is on course to leave Thursday.

it really doesn't get any more disgusting than this. sick

breaking: your least stable friend has some unsolicited advice on how to get your act together

you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got innumeracy

Yeah, OpenAI is washed. They want to make it so that OpenAI picks which model to use for you. Also GPT5 being "a system that integrates a lot of our technology, including o3" sounds like OpenAI doesn't actually have a model called GPT-5, just a rat king of different mediocre products. Welp!

advertising is one of the most evil industries ever conceived

I’m not allowed to say what should happen to these people

free him

Underrated baddies: Mallika Sherawat in The Myth (2005) and Marita Geraghty in The Luck of the Irish (2001) (after she becomes re-Irishified but before she shrinks)

Really makes you think

This is what happened to a tenured professor at Emory when she asked police to stop brutalizing a student

Lol holy shit

Googles response basically being “it’s not making things up, it’s just incapable of telling facts from made up bullshit” would have destroyed a product in the days before the economy was propped up by a thin framework of scams lashed together with investment capital