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🍽🪨Just a geologist on a diet 🪨🍽 🎓Masters & Bachelors in Geosciences🎓 Creative Writer 📝 Joke Teller 🤡 Home Cook 👩‍🍳 Anime Enjoyer 😎
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Us #geologists on a regular

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Do I go to #Wawa after work? Or, hear me out, I save my money like a responsible person?

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It's a shame that in my line of work I really can't volunteer for a nightshift

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Im at the #PArenfaire and oh man the meade is just amazing 🍯

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Can I purchase an endless cup of #coffee somewhere? 😪

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Guess who gets to go to the #PARenFaire again this year 😎😎😎👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

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I got promoted to an in-lab employee for a reason. Now with 2 employees calling out, my out of work plans fall apart bc of timing 🤡 #worklife

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If someone like Lazslo from WWDiTS to tell me everything will be okay, well I'll just be happy ig

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Kowalski analysis 🐧

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This looks so cool! Props to the creator!

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Hi welcome to my #TEDtalk about how TED Talks suck ass

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"Dub's better!" "No watch it in sub!" Yall stfu, let me enjoy my aneemays how I want. We are both literally enjoying the same show

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I say as I dip my chicken tender in the film of ranch encircling my stomach

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All I remember from this is that he harvested blueberries and stored them in his coat pockets. Wasn't there a bear too?

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[At the casino] Me: *cracks knuckles* You know, I'd call myself a master of #Balatro. Dealer: *sighs* Don't make me get security

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If #squidgames was instead real life mario party with the same outcomes there would be a lot more "games" to be played

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Go to college so you can stare at people moving dirt while taking candid pictures for a field report #geology

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It's too cold to go to work today. Can't I just stay home and #sleep

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We're all just bankstanding at the GrandExchange #runescape

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[A plant has lunch at a rooftop grill.] Waiter: Excuse me, but you will need to order something or else I will have to ask you to leave. 🪴: Yeah just give me a minute

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Did anyone ever convince Trump to "cool down" the fryer by tossing ice in?

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Why does that sound so good though 😂 Id make it an open face sandwich and slap 2 sunny-side up eggs on top

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Go to your local #farmersmarkets please!! Excellent quality produce (pumpkins included), and more often then not cheaper than your grocery store chains!

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Such gorgeous #fall weather this morning! Take your dog for a walk this morning and show them some love :)

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Winter is fun. Looking forward to it

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Im only hesitant on getting it because I loved Mario Party 4-7 so so much

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Just a pic of one of my favorite #puppies snoozin' away :)

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"I'll get to it soon." I say as I put the dryer on de-wrinkle for the 3rd time #adhd

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One of my favorite JWST images, the Cosmic Cliffs in the Carina Nebula in molecular hydrogen. 🔭🧪 This image selects narrowband filters from the original "Cosmic Cliffs" image to highlight the shocks and outflows from forming stars. webbtelescope.org/contents/new...

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In my spare time I am making a #dungeons&dragons campaign. There will be a silly little kobold who will be there the entire time

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We are in the golden age of #Wawa

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The urge to own and run a small café right now is strong #coffee

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The #science behind gorgeous sunsets is so amazing! The best ones are on partly cloudy days!

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Wow pretty spacious in here 😎 So much room for activities #ByeTwitter

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