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to fellowship and tabsent friends

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if you're on line to post, STAY ON LINE!

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Elevator Pitch for this newfound and heretofore untapped vein of daily dread, doom, despair, and despondency: “exhaustentialism” take it share it with the world at large as yet another day spins #exhaustentialism #portmanteausnwhatnot #woids

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Polite (but dire) reminder that everything , ev-e-ry-thing, we post - - words, warts, pixels and all - - is timestamped, archived, and eventually fed into the gaping maws of LLM platforms whether we agree to it or not. And with that said it is important to remember: fartfart poopy buttbuttbutt

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“That’s he! that’s he!—the long-togged scaramouch the Town-Ho’s company told us of!”

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"doomscrolling" is now just called "scrolling"

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a subtle but important reminder that this is hell. we live in hell.

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Our 8yo convinced my wife to get a 12-pack of frosted blueberry poptarts and I am here to report/confirm that there can be no conceivable downside to be mined from this

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each silent sailor seemed resolved into his own invisible self

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“Hey, Hayden”

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I had a joke about the moon but it did not go over well at the Apollo

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🎶 oh-ohhhhhhhhhhhh 🎶 🎶 what a feelinnnnnnn 🎶 🎶 ooh 🎶 🎶 when there’s spiders on the ceilin 🎶

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judge: *bangs gavel* me: *starts dispensing game tickets like they’re getting high score in whack-a-mole*

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The dream is dead

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Tortillaz

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oof, that JSN pick is…not the click it used to be

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Pacers Folk Hero: Johnny Furphyseed

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Getting to listen to @patkerrane.bsky.social discover the ubiquitous “Andy Reid: Punt, Pass, and Kick” photo for the first time in real time is god-tier content. T’is the season, friends!

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If it crosses the U.S. border illegally, it's our job to STOP IT. But it’s gonna take money! A whole lotta spending money! It’s gonna take plenty of money, To do it right, child.

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If it crosses the U.S. border illegally, it's our job to STOP IT. Nothing's wrong with me! Something's got to give Nothing's wrong with me! Something's got to give

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B-Fifty Chews

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Democrats voting for the SAVE Act is the murder-suicide equivalent of governance

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It’s fun that we all get to live the “Trapped In A Rich Kid’s Birthday Party Where We All Have To Watch Him Open And Hate Every Present” version of Hell that most of us didn’t ask for and none of us deserve. The alternate universes vibrating microfrequencies away from us gotta be pourin’ one out

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As a society, we don’t talk nearly enough about how Treat Williams commissioned the engineering of a microscope with spring-loaded knives in the eyepieces to maim and punish his lackeys in The Phantom.

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Kurt Vonnegut man

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there is nothing wonderful

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THE NIGHTMARE IS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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ME, TO MY SHOWER HEAD, AFTER NEW WATER HEATER WAS JUST INSTALLED: I need the HOTTEST water you have. ME, 7 SECONDS INTO MY SHOWER: (Hans Moleman Voice) …no that’s TOO hot.

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April 18, 1993 - Cool Spot is released for Sega Genesis April 19, 1993 – A 51-day stand-off at the Branch Davidian compound near Waco, Texas, ends with a fire that kills 76 people, including David Koresh. What is 7 Up hiding? RELEASE THE FILES WE THE PEOPLE DESERVE THE TRUTH

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The anti-trans movement is welfare for losers.

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Creepy Weird Predatory Rape Culture-Adjacent These are simple, direct, effective, & (most importantly) ACCURATE talking points. Speak them into microphones, megaphones, cupped hands, that Mountaintop Ricola Horn, whatever vibrates and amplifies sound. Bring on The Shame Renaissance and LFGOOOO

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Like others have noted, the best way to understand Trump II and what MAGA is in its current form is a political iteration of rape culture

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