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jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield (alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
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Not really for “for me” if I’m being honest

I'm so sick of all the weight I've put on. I have to get back down to 7lbs 11oz, that's where I was at my best.

I have a joke about Achilles that is perfect, well, almost...

We need answers about what happened on Alderaan and assurances from the Empire that it won’t happen again.

Jason’s secret brother Mason Voorhees wears basketball goggles and encourages you to fuck

LITERARY TIP: "allegory" means "a story that reminds you of al gore"

this is how you should fold your pizza

we shouldn't have to attend meetings during a civil war squeakquel

jason voorhees just texted me, he said he's too scared to go out tonight

i think as a nation we're finally ready

the weirdest part of brain rot capitalist culture is thinking art has to be successful or get attention. no i'm literally just healthily processing my emotions. you should try it sometime.

ok jackbooted thugs, get ready for a weakly worded letter.

Be aware: Speaker Johnson just spoke to press and said that Padilla's behavior rises to the level of a censure. Are you freaking joking me.

I don't understand how dem leaders look at a senator being tackled at a noem briefing and say, "we need answers." You have the answers. You need to do something.

you guys, I bet we are getting sooooo so close to chuck schumer's red line

welp, at least the CEO of oceangate died doing what he loved: ignoring the warnings of many, many experts who all saw it all coming

anyway, I’m watching the oceangate billionaire-squish docu on Netflix and honestly I’m laughing even more than I thought I was going to

I’ll give the people who decide candy sizes this much: making “family” the opposite of “fun” was kind of inspired

these sizes are fake and should never be trusted. when it's candy, for example, I personally am a family.

“there are a few bad actors in LA” oh girl there’s more than a few

I'm in charge of making ice in our house. I do not use a single ice cube per year. I just really like turning on the ice maker.

Every time I sneeze and hear silence I say “No bless yous for Giacomo?”

GAWKER WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY USEFUL IN SUCH A SITUATION I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO IT