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jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield (alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
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Not really for “for me” if I’m being honest

submitted 7 hours ago • 14 comments

I'm so sick of all the weight I've put on. I have to get back down to 7lbs 11oz, that's where I was at my best.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I have a joke about Achilles that is perfect, well, almost...

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

We need answers about what happened on Alderaan and assurances from the Empire that it won’t happen again.

submitted 16 hours ago • 38 comments

Jason’s secret brother Mason Voorhees wears basketball goggles and encourages you to fuck

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

LITERARY TIP: "allegory" means "a story that reminds you of al gore"

submitted 16 hours ago • 14 comments

this is how you should fold your pizza

submitted 16 hours ago • 99 comments

we shouldn't have to attend meetings during a civil war squeakquel

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

jason voorhees just texted me, he said he's too scared to go out tonight

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

i think as a nation we're finally ready

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

the weirdest part of brain rot capitalist culture is thinking art has to be successful or get attention. no i'm literally just healthily processing my emotions. you should try it sometime.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

ok jackbooted thugs, get ready for a weakly worded letter.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Be aware: Speaker Johnson just spoke to press and said that Padilla's behavior rises to the level of a censure. Are you freaking joking me.

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

I don't understand how dem leaders look at a senator being tackled at a noem briefing and say, "we need answers." You have the answers. You need to do something.

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

you guys, I bet we are getting sooooo so close to chuck schumer's red line

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 114 comments

welp, at least the CEO of oceangate died doing what he loved: ignoring the warnings of many, many experts who all saw it all coming

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

anyway, I’m watching the oceangate billionaire-squish docu on Netflix and honestly I’m laughing even more than I thought I was going to

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll give the people who decide candy sizes this much: making “family” the opposite of “fun” was kind of inspired

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

these sizes are fake and should never be trusted. when it's candy, for example, I personally am a family.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

“there are a few bad actors in LA” oh girl there’s more than a few

submitted 2 days ago • 56 comments

I'm in charge of making ice in our house. I do not use a single ice cube per year. I just really like turning on the ice maker.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I sneeze and hear silence I say “No bless yous for Giacomo?”

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

GAWKER WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY USEFUL IN SUCH A SITUATION I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO IT

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments