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jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield (alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
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boss: how do you feel about- me: I don't feel anything anymore. But please continue

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My culture is not your costume 😔

submitted 18 hours ago • 8 comments

look, I’m doing the worst I can ok

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

the point is, it’s perfectly healthy to have popcorn, pie and wine for dinner, what matters is what you choose for dessert

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Lol I'm old enough to remember seeing a bunch of people say the military was gonna save us

submitted 5 hours ago • 13 comments

man what?

submitted 7 hours ago • 76 comments

eating the same god damn thing every god damn time would fix me.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

The Sun'll Come Out Tomorrow (threatening)

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

“sorry I forgot what a piece of shit you are…”

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I don't talk to A.I. I talk to a rock I put googly eyes on

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

As a lifelong New Yorker the number of times someone has said to my face that they like Broadway or whatever, but could never live there and don't understand how anyone could. Like I couldn't live in your shit town either lady but I have some tact!

submitted 10 hours ago • 11 comments

Whenever the news reports on some suburbanites scared of cities, the news should ask them exactly how many hours of Law & Order: SVU they watch every year

submitted 10 hours ago • 20 comments

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

submitted 11 hours ago • 507 comments

the bar is so hilariously low, but these losers are limbo champs

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Uh, Republicans control the house and senate, do you expect Democrats can just wave a magic wand and not praise ICE and advise people to help them

submitted 21 hours ago • 87 comments

thinking of what sporting events would be fun if they’d happened in the Twitter/Bluesky era, and I just thought of Cal Ripken Jr. breaking the Ironman record while everyone posts “sorry, this fucking sucks, I’m not celebrating someone going to work every day”

submitted 1 day ago • 86 comments

New: theonion.com/protesters-u...

submitted 1 day ago • 58 comments

why would I want to be on social media with literal fascists? dude, I barely even like people I *like*

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

My favorite feature of Bluesky is when you post criticism about the feckless Democratic Party a blocklist automatically forms underneath masquerading as comments

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

yeah, no, that definitely wasn't me viciously air guitaring "working man" by Rush again in my yard. it's weird that you think you saw that. look, whoever it was, I bet they were pretty fucking good though.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

anyway, if anybody needs anything from the surface of the sun, I work right next door.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

remember: if at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again in the exact same way

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ME (being murdered): sir, this is just a distraction from your dangerous economic policies.

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getting everything I want and nothing I don't want would fix me

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

this is genuinely insane. we’re going to need to jail people involved with this administration

submitted 1 day ago • 512 comments

(Liam Neeson with ADHD) I can tell you what I do have is a very random and assorted set of skills. A set of skills I have acquired from myriad hobbies that I got into for a week and then gave up on. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

listen, I'm just trying to spend the end of civilization around digital representations of ppl who aren't nazis, sorry

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It took more than 3,000,000,000 years of evolution to make a baboon’s ass look like that.

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

me: you’re telling me this engine is made out of vegetable juice ? car salesman: what

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

anyway, you can thoroughly enjoy your dinner and also feel like if you have to smell it for 5 more seconds you’re going to burn down your home. this is not a contradiction.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments