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jeffmacishere.bsky.social

claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield (alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)

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standup comedians are great cos they'll say all kinds of stuff about their careers while marrying ketchups

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anyway the singular form of “pierogi” is “pierogus” or else just fuck everything.

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finally! the dangling, twitching robots you've all been clamoring for

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YOU: man, this week was "short"? it felt exactly as long as a normal week... NEXT WEEK (hiding around the corner, holding a big cartoon mallet, trying not to giggle.)

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"moron to be allowed to observe pretty metals"

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I wish I could accomplish more but my doctor ran some tests and he says I'm a lazy piece of shit

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Movies you've watched more than six times (I mean, there are about a zillion, but here's one...)

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cooking shows are really sad stories about ppl who don’t know you can just buy food

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everything should cost 10 dollars. An egg. A private jet. Everything, same price. Don’t bother arguing. I’ve thought about this a lot and I’m very serious about it.

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oh shit I forgot to take my total collapse of civilization pill

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Democrats: we can't do anything because in order to properly wield power, norms and traditions say first you need to say the magic words in sixteen different languages only spoken by the Senate Parliamentarian Republicans: We just reincarnated Hitler and cloned him just because

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standup comedians are great cos they'll say all kinds of stuff about their careers while marrying ketchups

anyway the singular form of “pierogi” is “pierogus” or else just fuck everything.

finally! the dangling, twitching robots you've all been clamoring for

YOU: man, this week was "short"? it felt exactly as long as a normal week... NEXT WEEK (hiding around the corner, holding a big cartoon mallet, trying not to giggle.)

"moron to be allowed to observe pretty metals"

I wish I could accomplish more but my doctor ran some tests and he says I'm a lazy piece of shit

Movies you've watched more than six times (I mean, there are about a zillion, but here's one...)

cooking shows are really sad stories about ppl who don’t know you can just buy food

everything should cost 10 dollars. An egg. A private jet. Everything, same price. Don’t bother arguing. I’ve thought about this a lot and I’m very serious about it.

oh shit I forgot to take my total collapse of civilization pill

Democrats: we can't do anything because in order to properly wield power, norms and traditions say first you need to say the magic words in sixteen different languages only spoken by the Senate Parliamentarian Republicans: We just reincarnated Hitler and cloned him just because

allowing myself 10 mins to zone out on my phone (10 mins later) starting now (10 mins later) now

anyway, the Oscar for "most smoking while crying" goes to...

Meanwhile on Fox News: What if guns have feelings?

bro, fuck bro, your princess bro? she's in a whole nother castle bro.