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What a great story.

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A brand new, excellent episode of one of my very favorite podcasts. You’ll never hear these songs the same way again. overcast.fm/+AAujCFI8orQ

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I just binned the words that were scary. Connections Puzzle #635 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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In breaking news, Rick Astley has done the unthinkable for Lent

submitted 18 days ago • 6 comments

If I ever get home invaded by a UPS driver, my dog is going to be very I told you so about it

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I’m gonna say this one time: Quentin Tarantino didn’t discover Mikey Madison. Pamela Adlon did.

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In advance of the Oscars tonight: a lot of comedy heroes let you down. They become unfunny/bitter/closed minded. Conan is the exception. He has grown & evolved & is funnier than he’s ever been. He’s also an extremely kind and lovely human. Just a sincere post to say: Conan rules.

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i’ll never understand people who get in the fast lane just to drive the speed limit. this lane is for CRIME

submitted 50 days ago • 23 comments

my best guess is a vampire fell asleep on it last night

submitted 59 days ago • 52 comments

I am- and I cannot stress this enough- stressed enough

submitted 73 days ago • 12 comments

Still writing 2024 on all of my cover letters.

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Based on the icon, I’m guessing Claude wasn’t trained on a lot of Vonnegut novels.

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i'm no stephen hawking but i think what happens is that they cancel each other out

submitted 107 days ago • 39 comments

Restarting the song because I wasn't listening hard enough

submitted 110 days ago • 96 comments

Workday advent calendar lays off a new employee every day

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"The Coca-Cola Company has celebrated a long history of capturing the magic of the holidays in content, film, events and retail activations for decades around the globe." Whoa! Content AND retail activations? Never mind, The Coca-Cola Company, you haven't lost your human voice to AI slop at all.

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Before social media I wrote my thoughts on recipe cards and tossed them out my office window.

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counting is easy once you realize the numbers are in the same order every time

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For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it the Rite of the Knife • LG calls it Lacrimation • Sony calls it Infloresence of the Soul • Roku calls it Abstract Chiaroscuro • Google TV calls it Ego Concretion • Vizio calls it 'smoothing'

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For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

submitted 118 days ago • 439 comments

The name Pat Benatar is 50% mean aunt and 50% creature from a fantasy book loosely inspired by Greek mythology

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Person: So, how would you describe yourself? Me: Verbally, I guess.

submitted 155 days ago • 13 comments

“It’s fine with me if Mom says ok” - the original two-step verification

submitted 121 days ago • 8 comments

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

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Judging by how many times I've ALMOST eaten a sticker on an apple, I've DEFINITELY eaten a sticker on an apple

submitted 121 days ago • 51 comments

guy who is about to invent sleeping in: i’m going to sleep in tomorrow guy who is about to invent the leaf blower: oh really

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These infographics clearly show the world-changing, lifesaving impact of vaccines on the prevalence of diseases like measles, smallpox, polio, and pertussis. Vaccines are in the running for the greatest human invention ever. [kottke.org]

submitted 122 days ago • 3 comments

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes

submitted 129 days ago • 69 comments

Very excited for Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Shitshow Sunday, Cyber Monday, Giving Tuesday, Wretched Wednesday, That’s My Thursday, Failson Friday, Saving Saturday, Sticky Sunday, Blue Monday, Final Tuesday, Wednesday Saints Go Marching In, Torment Thursday, Freaky

submitted 123 days ago • 13 comments

Maybe I've been too careful what I've wished for

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Too young for a reverse mortgage, too old for a treehouse.

submitted 124 days ago • 13 comments

crazy to think the name of the movie is "Extra Terrestrial the Extra Terrestrial"

submitted 128 days ago • 8 comments

Ok, we’re clearly at an inflection point with Bluesky. My follower count just shot up to 13, and I’m now on track to hit 15 by end of Q1. 🔥🔥🔥

submitted 124 days ago • 2 comments

if we’re being honest i feel like the man in the yellow hat just expects too much from a monkey

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