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Seems like this is one of the places I post now Pfp is a photo of "Treachery" which is part of Nina Chanel Abney's piece "Hell Hole" Banner is a photo of a piece in Christy Laguardia's "Toxic, Beautiful" series
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Wearing a sweatshirt without a hood, and what I didn't expect was how much I miss pockets

A month ago, I made a bunch of overzealous purchases on a clothing website, and today when I got home, they were on my stoop Currently wearing the most egregious* purchase, and so very happy that I bought it all *based on cost, and also owning the same design on a long sleeve T already

wanna feel old? it used to be Crime AND Punishment

Impressive. Via xcancel.com/The_x_Truth/...

A Culture with Cum Baked In: The Story of Skeets

some might call this a wasted opportunity

I hear the place is full of pricks

my youth? sonic my youth? musical my youth? ciccone

Resurrect Dead: The Mystery of the Toynbee Tiles is one of my favorite documentaries

Actual LOL from an irl "shot, chaser" formatted joke, when this truck passed me the other day. I saw the window decal and was confused, then saw the license plate and busted out laughing

Happy Valentine’s Day!

every day I think about the comms strategy of the korean opposition party in the wake of the coup and I get so burningly resentful that other countries have legislators who are awake

This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

Not as sweet as I'd expected, bit of a Windex aftertaste (but maybe that's my brain, fucking with me) Gonna add some ice

taking a small bit of joy* from the horrible terrors of the modern world *gonna try a new flavor of mountain dew

Troop 6000 (serving the NYC shelter system) sent me an email, so now I'm gonna be really stocked up digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sixk34...

I usually order from one of the troops for homeless kids, but this year I chose someone from this list

Shazam, but for commercials where I can't quite place the celebrity voice actor.

the DEA was created in 1973 as a part of the US war on drugs. this was during the nixon administration. anyways — enjoy one of nixon’s top aides & counsel saying the quiet part out loud. cops always lie. they have a vested interest ($$$) in this lie especially.

I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

A very smart colleague just pointed out the grim truth that the U.S. leaving the WHO may ultimately be a win for the rest of the world. Why? Because without a vote, “the US can't block WHO actions like vaccine programs, disease surveillance, contraception, etc”. Man, that is daaaark, but accurate.

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Is this the day we give terrible takes? People who expect us to read "LA" and assume it means Los Angeles instead of Louisiana are akin to people who write about weird AI stuff and expect us to think of computers instead of songwriters