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jeffunscripted.bsky.social
You might know me from NYC comedy stuff, Magnet Theater. Xtremely Serious Wrestling, or trying to interact with Mandy Patinkin as a background actor. @JeffUnscritped from other places. Much more fun than shoot self.
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I'm out at $80. If this is the new norm. I'm gone.

You're telling me I have to wait in an online waiting room to buy $100+ tickets to UB40 in 2025? lol. Okay.

Yes. This is like RDJ as Tony Stark level casting. If they do make a Zelda movie, I'm gonna need Link to give a "Well excuuuuuuuuse me Princess!"

This shirt is great. theburninghammer.org/products/unt...

JUST. TELL. US. HOW. MUCH. TICKETS. COST. BEFORE. THEY. GO. ON. SALE.

Hmm. I think the impulse is to say Sadie Sink will play Mary Jane in Spider-Man 4. But I don't htink that's it. I woulnd't think it'd be Jean Grey, but if it's a Battleworld situation...could be. If I had to bet...Firestar. Though that seem odd for an "otherworld" type of thing.

Hey @stephenking.bsky.social can I get your thoughts on the evil leaper episode of Quantum Leap with all the Stephen King easter eggs? You must have seen it...right?

Happy 311 Day to the other fan.

I say this with 100% seriousness. I can't believe Aaron Rodgers doesn't have a White House job yet.

Good thing we have "the best" people negotiating trade. It worked out great for these guys...

Maybe not these guys though. #WWERAW

I hate to go all nerd on this, but Trump would actually be pulling a Sean Bean. Nicholas Cage must steal it first for out own good. nymag.com/intelligence...

Cool to see Alan Cumming became Sorcerer Supreme on The Traitors this week.

I truly do not understand how someone can support Donald Trump in 2025. I REALLY do not undersand how someone from a band like System of a Down can do so. It's upsetting and a bummer that he's still going to make millions despite this. blabbermouth.net/news/system-...

Is anyone keeping track of "never been seen before" and "anything like it" comments? #SOTU

AJ Styles vs. Karrion Kross in a Pantene Pro-V on a pole match. #WWERAW

If you see a kid selling cookies or lemonade or whatever. Just buy the the thing and move on. If you see two competeing kids selling the same thing. Buy one from each and move on. Come on dude.

If any show has a "Previously on..." segment, I can't NOT hear it in the voice of "Previously on X-Men."

STRONG recommend for Winona Fighter's new album, out today. I guess you can call them "pop punk" so if you like that, check it out. So far it's a no-skip album to me. My fav album since The Interrupters' Fight The Good Fight. Fight. Resist. But also check this out. open.spotify.com/album/2VKfhx...

I say this 100% serious. I would not be surprised if Elon Musk wins the Royal Rumble.

Man, we are on some Lex Luthor type shit IRL right now.

Whoa they really need to fixt the audio fee on Satruday Night's Main Event. It's unwatchable with the audio issues right now. #WWE #SNME

They're at $49,150 at last look.

I don't know why Ticketmaster ever stopped listing the prices for shows before the actual onsale (well, we do), but it looks like there's a trick to find the ticket price range. Thnks #NIN fans. See you at Barclays. www.reddit.com/r/nin/commen...

#Resist

I tell this story all the time. And I wish I didn't have to.

11AM: How bad could the new administration be? 4PM: And Elon did that how many times?

I get that this is a weird complaint, but I think Adam Scott's hair is too long in Severance.

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Pizza Rat plush. The official one. From the dude who filmed pizza rat. youtooz.com/products/piz...

It's his first night. Relax. He's great. #WWERaw

We should have just let Elon and Mark Zuckerberg fight.

LA folks - you okay?

Fuck the Hulk Hogan. #WWERaw

Now that it's 2025 I guess it's time to bring back the upcoming administration's favorite superhero.

Whoa. Yeah. The Substance is nuts.

Band reccomendation: Half Past Two open.spotify.com/artist/68OAT...

Every picture I see of Kash Patel looks like he's trying really hard to shoot lasers from his eyes. Seriously. Go look.

For real though, it's going to be real weird when half the US watches this movies and sides with Lex Luthor and considers Superman an illegal immigrant who must be roudned up and sent away. I trust James Gunn. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhUh...