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Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴‍☠️ il/lui No DMs!… ('cause I can't access them 🤷‍♂️) https://ko-fi.com/jeffwni
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THERAPIST: I’m concerned you might be suppressing memories of stressful situations ME: I’m sorry, who are you?

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

Appalling UK news. What a set back. What a stupid time to be alive. Feeling all the feels for my T peep out there. ❤️

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Me: If you love them, set them free, I always say Wife: You lost another kite? Me: I lost another kite.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

I much bigger than you think part of pet ownership is to stand in something wet - especially when in your socks - and hoping it's not piss.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Ladies & Gents & Non-binaries, I give you… the MOON! An absolute show off.🙄

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I had a joke about Medusa's gaze but it was received in stone cold silence.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I had a joke about a rare disease but you probably won't get it.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I miss toys in cereal boxes. Now it’s just fiber and disappointment

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

With Mump and Trusk it's hard to decide which one is the court jester to the other.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

"JF! My brother from another mother!" ~ my irritating half-brother Eric

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Me [jumping in the DeLorean]: Punch it! To 1985!! Collector of the shittiest cars ever made: Get out of my prized possession!

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Me: This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife Officer: you are under arrest for trespassing

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

They're called hummingbirds because they don't know the words to any of the bird songs.

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

Of course this dry moss ISN'T a tarantula, but when the wind made it move I still jumped out of my skin 😱

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Crash the world economy to own the Libs

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Me: Can I pay with my phone? Clerk: Sure. Me [slamming an 80s rotary dial telephone on the counter]: Great! Thanks, have fun. Bye!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Me: There's something wrong with my new flip-flops. I think they're perverted Wife: What do you mean? Me: [walks around] Flip-flops: *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* Wife: You CANNOT wear these in public

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty down about my small business. I’m working so hard but it’s been very quiet. It’s bloody difficult at the moment. Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk

submitted 7 days ago • 40 comments

Me: Can I pay with my phone? Clerk: Sure. Me [slamming an 80s rotary dial telephone on the counter]: Great! Thanks, have fun. Bye!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments