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The "Weird Al" of Horror! I write funny parody and original songs about horror movies! Horror and music lover. He/Him YouTube: https://youtube.com/@jeffwhitmire47?si=LzHjWp6oNXJBLjhc
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I apologize in advance for the person I will become when this drops on YouTube! 🤣🤣 @jonmatteson.bsky.social @curtmega.bsky.social @teamstarkid.bsky.social

Tonight on #XFilesLive! We feel the need. The need....for speed! The agents investigate a high school boy with possible powers who may be connected to a murder! Join us for Season 7's "Rush" at 9:30p on Hulu or DVD! See you soon! @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social @allllright.bsky.social

I may have been working on something special this weekend.... 😅

My son who is not a horror fan wanted me to watch a movie he really likes He made me a believer. This was incredibly good!

Tomorrow night! Join us for #TwilightZoneLive as we watch the 1983 movie. We'll hit play on Tubi at 9p ET and use #TwilightZoneLive to chat along. See several classic episodes re-imagined in 80's style including John Lithgow seeing something on the wing of a plane! See you soon!

My wife: "Do you think I should get another Kielbasa?" Me: "Did....did you just ask a Polish person if you should get more Kielbasa?!" 🤣

Today’s newsletter features 💀 • What to Watch, including Rounding, Inhabitants, and The Baby in the Basket (cc: @flickeringmyth.bsky.social) • A guest contribution from @dreadcentral.bsky.social’s Tyler Doupe’ • Trailerville ft There’s a Zombie Outside +more! Sub 🔗 horrorverse.net/newsletter

Next week on #StarkidThursdays! Arguably the best version of Batman vs. Superman ever!!! Join us for Starkid's "Holy Musical Batman!" With songs you will NEVER get out of your head! 😅

The fart subtitles took me out #starkidthursdays

Daughter is my favorite ending! Jaime's facial expressions are amazing!! #StarkidThursdays

If you enjoy this show, I HIGHLY recommend checking out the other endings! They're all very good!! #StarkidThursdays

Joey Richter was making all the farting noises! 😅 #StarkidThursdays

In one New York show, the ox died! 😅 #StarkidThursdays

So it looks like we're going with son! Search "Trail to Oregon-son dies and hit play!" #StarkidThursdays

Okay!!! Voting time! Everyone pick which character dies and we'll watch that ending!!! #StarkidThursdays

Hell yeah!!! #StarkidThursdays

Joey and these costume changes!!! 🤣🤣 #StarkidThursdays

Yes! The Ridge joke was a blooper! 🤣🤣 #StarkidThursdays

"If God did it, he's a sneaky man" #starkidthursdays

It makes me wonder how they did this song if Jaime was given a name by the audience longer than two syllables! 😅 #StarkidThursdays

I'm determined to one day be in the audience of a StarKid show! #StarkidThursdays

Speedrun!!!! #StarkidThursdays

"You really went for it there." 🤣🤣🤣 #StarkidThursdays

Jeff Blim is so damn good at reprises!!! #StarkidThursdays

Nah, babe. Dogs are better than spouses. More excited to see you than your spouse, cuter than your spouse, a better bedmate than your spouse (science agrees), & you can also leave them in the yard if they misbehave #starkidthursdays

"Lobsters will play no significant role in my life" "It could happen." "No it couldn't Titty Mitty!" This whole scene!!! 🤣🤣 #StarkidThursdays

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!" #StarkidThursdays

This is a jam #StarkidThursdays

Trail to Oregon has the smallest cast of any Starkid show. And their chemistry is so freaking good!! #StarkidThursdays

Why is this damn speech so moving?!!!! #StarkidThursdays

"Can you get drunk?" "From a Mike's Hard Lemonade? Oh no no no." 🤣🤣🤣 #StarkidThursdays

Pee break! Oh, wait. We're already back! 😅 #StarkidThursdays

🎶 Your wagon is on fiiiiiiiire!!!! 🎶 #StarkidThursdays