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(Mario narrates an audiobook): “It’sa me, Ismael!”

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I’m bringing sexy back. It doesn’t fit right. Do you offer store credit?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the boys and they are back in town.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I’m still writing 1997 on my checks.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Every little thing she does is Magic. What I mean to say is that every little thing she does involves a combination of applied physics, pyrotechnics, minor behavioral psychology, and misdirection tactics.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

ight now! What do we want? Time-travel jokes! When do we want them? R

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

🎶Let's hear it for the boy/ Let's give the boy a haaa-nnd/ That armoire looks heavy/ Living up to an arbitrary measure of masculinity isn't worth a lifetime of lower back pain🎶

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

I once played Keep Away with En Vogue. They were unnecessarily cruel.

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Why are they called Yield signs instead of "Stop-lites"?

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