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new chapter titled “Freshly Ran Through Butt Hole”. Guess the chapter’s main character, hard mode. #omegaverse #ao3 archiveofourown.org/works/632367...

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Somebody sedate me. The elon/donald omegaverse works go hard #omegaverse #booksky archiveofourown.org/works/63236746

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Can teenage dogs suffer from oppositional defiant disorder? Asking for a friend. 🥹

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Yall. Im reading Alice in Wonderland for the first time and Lewis Carrol’s caricature of Queen Victoria has me howling. 📚💙

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When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.

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If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.

submitted 36 days ago • 1030 comments

Hey so I don’t know if its because the worlds on fire or what but I’m not liking Onyxstorm. #booksky

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“we listen and we don’t judge” I imagine the characters however I want, glossing over their actual descriptions.

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on echo chambers and social media as a tool to fight fascists; as a former church kid ‘that’s not my ministry’ and that’s ok

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Trump has rescinded Biden’s Executive Order 14087, “Lowering Prescription Drug Costs for Americans,” which included things like lowering state Medicaid costs for the most expensive therapeutics, reducing Medicare payments for proven drugs, and creating a flat, $2 Medicare copay for generic drugs

submitted 47 days ago • 157 comments

Now I'm awake to the world. I was asleep before. - The Handmaid’s Tale #inauguration #fashion

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I would like to make the transfer fully from the clock app. Is there anyone on here who does new book Tuesday? #booksky

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Poor as the poor I cling, like them, to humiliating hopes; like them, each day I nearly kill myself just to live. Pier Paolo Pasolini #booksky

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“fascist pattern emerged to do its utmost to save big capital from the impositions of democracy.” #booksky #inauguration #bookoftheday www.goodreads.com/book/show/40...

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Why the hell does Melania Trump look like the Hamburgler?

submitted 48 days ago • 546 comments

The world’s on fire, but I am nap trapped with a wee sick lass. So I present to you my poor imitation of an ostrich with their head in the sand, a self portrait.

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uhhmm hi. Is this where I pay the cat tax? #xiaohongshu #tiktokrefugee

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They didn’t have to do my girl Kit like that 😭 #tiktokrefugee #helloisthisthingon

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You remember in season 6 when Willow brings Buffy back to life and the entire plot becomes something’s not quite right with our favorite neighborhood vampire slayer? Someone go back in time to tell that woman not to pay the etsy witch $9 to save tik tok. #tiktokrefugee

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One of the few videos I went in and saved when we got the tik tok evacuation order. Someone def touched our drum set over there. #tiktokrefugee

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Looking to build back my book community. I simply can’t go back to reading the backs of books. #tiktokrefugee #inbrandosandowetrust #booksky What’s your favorite book in the cosmere? I just finished The Sunlit Man and it was a delicious little snack after Wind and Truth.

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Me. Except I’ve been workshopping an Mpreg Omegaverse, where alpha elon (who obviously loves to spread his seed) impregnates omega zuckerberg. Plot twist the NOA (National Omega Alliance obvs.) uncovers elon’s plot to fake alpha pheromones and knots. He’s obviously moving this hormone with purchase

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