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Monster hunter addict Does whatever a spider can 24 | PHD | He/Him.
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Oh man how am I gonna protect myself from having a baby or catching an STI? The reliable Billy boy:

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Monster hunter wilds is the best game I have ever played in my entire life

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Monster Hunter world was my reintroduction into the series after playing and loving Tri when I was young. I remember playing it with my high school friends and grinding on that fuckass Zora Magdaros fight for hours. I cannot wait to do it all over again

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On god I cannot wait for Monster Hunter Wilds to come out tomorrow man. I need that shit injected directly into my veins it looks so fucking good and I’ve been spoiler free thank fuck. I stand by worlds being the best game in the series and honestly I’m so excited for wilds to take that spot

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Why can’t someone make Destiny 2 without it being Destiny 2?

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It’s been 11 Days. 2 incredibly avoidable plane crashes. 70 cases of Bird Flu and rising without the WHO. Nazis in the government. Record inflation and cost of living. But please, tell people to take their pronouns out of their email signatures. Invoke the 25th.

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After seeing that video of the newscaster eating a taco and talking about deportations, I think everyone who said the boys was unrealistic needs to apologize.

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There is no way these brain dead fucks see an honest to god Hitler salute and go “yeah I voted the right guys in.” Clown car country.

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Can you believe it guys? Monster Hunter Wilds, just 7 weeks away.

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“Chud” this “soy” that, what if I just kill myself.

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100 years old… fuck man he was just a kid

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Vanguard Doom save me. Vanguard Doom save me. Vanguard Doom save me. Vanguard Doom save me. Vanguard Doom save me.

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Squirrel girl my fuckin GOAT

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Falling for queerbait in a marvel show:

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So when does the fight start?

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing ever happens

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In 2025 I strive to be way more annoying Bluesky and post all of the media I consume and how I feel about it

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Call me a bad doctor the way I got no patience for these hoes

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Sorry my skeets took down the Bluesky servers, I’ll be less funny from now on I promise

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Naming my first born invalid handle

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Man what if I blew up? Huh? What if I act like I don’t know nobody? What then?

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

I kicked the addiction I deleted Twitter for good. Please god let Bluesky get better an better so I don’t have to go back to that shit ass app ever again

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment

Y’all seen this?

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I hope every single person who voted for him regrets their choice by the end of his first year.

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Burnie Sanders save us Burnie save us

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I hope every single person who voted for him regrets their choice by the end of his first year.

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Maaaaaaaan

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I can’t believe all scary people were born today

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The only good thing about those Jubilee videos is that they prove we should be able to just beat the light out of people like Ben Shapiro.

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Scratching at the walls of my hotel room screaming “I NEED ALAN WAKE I NEED HIM”

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