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jenetmms.bsky.social
Artist. Dreamer. Mystical schemer. Following the ebb and flow of life. she/her/HBIC
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Watch out for people who bounce back from everything meant to destroy them, they are protected by the old gods and not to be toyed with.

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

on the scale of being a unicorn that farts rainbows to being an all consuming eldritch horror where do you fall on the whimsy scale?

submitted 4 hours ago • 14 comments

If I believed in religion I'd be positive this is purgatory.

submitted 2 hours ago • 5 comments

Sorry I'm not home right now I'm walking in the spiderwebs So leave a message and I'll never hear it. It'll get lost in the backlog. Don't disturb me when I'm in my spider dungeon.

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

Ferential treatment is probably my favorite kind of pre.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Ditto 😘🖤

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

How old is too old to still identify as a teenage dirtbag? I feel like it could be a lifelong deal..

submitted 4 hours ago • 10 comments

What do you mean my post isn't funny? Do you have any idea about the demands on the shitposter of today? The tension between speed and timing, relevance and irreverence, pathos and humour. Just sit down and laugh g’dammit.

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

You say "difficult woman" like I'm going to be offended.

submitted 6 hours ago • 8 comments

i don't like horny posts i like posts that make me horny, there is a difference. please respect my privacy during this emotionally introspective time

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

oh this? it’s my emotional support yearning

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Always ask if the water is free range.

submitted 10 hours ago • 9 comments

The universe will send you exactly what you want and then send you a distraction to see if you fuck it up. This is why it is so important to focus. You can't always get what you want but if you try, sometimes, you might find...

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

I'm going to bite you. Yes, you.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Embrace the dork side.

submitted 13 hours ago • 6 comments

If someone you know is diabetic & stressed by *waves hands at everything* esp my higher risk black friends, remember that stress impacts blood sugar levels & cravings for sweets & high GI/GL comfort food Keep an eye on friends & fam. Make sure they monitor Help each other Lives depend on it

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

listing quantumness as my primary symptom. let them sort this shit out

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

Goonies never say die, but some of us sure do say ffs a lot these days…

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

There’s nothing wrong with being squishy. People like squishy. Nobody is buying turgidmallows.

submitted 20 hours ago • 8 comments

Anyone that got my Dirty Rotten Scoundrels reference yesterday is hot.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

*fog rolls in* oh shit, my ride is here. gg

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

horny stoney lovers with a taste for social justice

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Despite all evidence to the contrary, I still choose to believe in the inherent kindness of an individual human

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

Bro tell her it's like feeling the warmth of the dawn sun emerging over the horizon whenever she walks in a room it's not that hard bro.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

.freak, NO leash.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments