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Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

submitted 6 days ago • 340 comments

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

submitted 6 days ago • 305 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I don't want to hear anything about Mitch McConnell unless he's dead.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

This is the right message. What we're witnessing is a socioeconomic sickness. Megalomania brought on by severe concentration of wealth. It will destroy everything if it's not addressed

submitted 7 days ago • 25 comments

I was feeling a way and made a t-shirt about it. You can get it (or stickers, or whatever) here, if you have similar feelings: www.teepublic.com/user/libertine (there’s also an edition with white text for printing on dark shirts)

submitted 7 days ago • 21 comments

“put it on his fucking gravestone”

submitted 9 days ago • 111 comments

Target's shareholders lost $15 billion of net worth in their holdings of Target common stock when Target announced they were dropping DEI initiatives.

submitted 12 days ago • 809 comments

look at this little guy

submitted 13 days ago • 144 comments

✨Timeline cleanse✨

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Somehow. Some way. We need to find 10,000 Luigis and turn them loose!

submitted 14 days ago • 180 comments

Kinda sucks ass that our government is currently being run by little 4chan incel freaks 😐

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

If I ever send you this picture just know I'm about to invite your ex to crip walk on your grave

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

submitted 19 days ago • 230 comments

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

submitted 26 days ago • 605 comments

I think body slamming one of these DOGE guys through a table when they show up at your little part of the Department of Agriculture that weighs cows would actually have an impact

submitted 26 days ago • 158 comments

just lol at people ready to accept defeat at the hands of the biggest losers in history and give up. have some self-respect. sandal would never. nothing's over yet. nothing is decided. get the hell up.

submitted 28 days ago • 104 comments

Best city in the goddamn world.

submitted 29 days ago • 11 comments

This would be like the British Museum complaining about being looted.

submitted 30 days ago • 34 comments

I think we may be in the bad place, guys

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 31 days ago • 53 comments

Ahh, the ol' tech industry classic: - Act like you know everything in a domain where you have zero expertise - "Disrupt" existing model without trying to learn about it first - Axe teams/ppl you don't like for "efficiency" - Blame subsequent failures on ppl who implemented the changes you demanded

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

submitted 34 days ago • 275 comments

Is the AI that’s going to double human life expectancy in the room with us

submitted 35 days ago • 19 comments

So the secret service doesn’t roll through if someone shoots up a school, but are big brave boys when a child posts something negative about the chief idiot online. Got it. Makes perfect sense 🫠

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

It's extra annoying that the country is being run by several guys who couldn't make it through an interview for a regular job because they're too weird and don't know how to do anything

submitted 35 days ago • 481 comments

Gritty continues to be a real one

submitted 38 days ago • 150 comments

RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter

submitted 41 days ago • 224 comments

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

your salary is your employers monthly subscription fee for you

submitted 44 days ago • 19 comments

✨Lexapro✨

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family

submitted 45 days ago • 236 comments

i cant imagine what itd take to be a "top performer" at the depraved & miserable meta corporation. Is it whoever clogs the toilet the most?

submitted 45 days ago • 249 comments

Dear friends in tech: If your CEO is desperately seeking the approval of an octogenarian who assesses technologies based on the advanced criteria of "which desperate supplicant has written me the biggest check?" your pathetic employer is well past its days of producing any innovations. Just leave.

submitted 45 days ago • 39 comments

This is Tarot. He was absolutely not digging through the trash. Doesn't even know why you would ask. 12/10 (FB: Haley Janoff)

submitted 45 days ago • 219 comments

The real lesson of Zuckerberg and Musk is that some people are just born with loser stink on them that no amount of wealth or power will ever scrub off

submitted 48 days ago • 138 comments

Side-eye about the LA Times aside, their fire map is very good, built by a good dev who I know personally. Solid, will vouch. Just zoom into LA. www.latimes.com/wildfires…

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

Maybe now is not the time, and I swear I am going to move off substack, but I wrote about what constant information and emotion is doing to my brain. Your brain too? Read it here. open.substack.com/pub/leahreic...

submitted 51 days ago • 14 comments