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jenhasgreathair.bsky.social
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When I see happy couples holding hands on the sidewalk it can make me feel lonely but if I Red Rover them it usually cheers me up.

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Woke up to email from my doctor telling me my pap is due which is okay I guess as I've been looking for an excuse to shave my legs.

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I think Pagliacci and Sinéad O'Connor had the same doctor?

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James Bond undercover in an Amazon warehouse in full tuxedo, diaper and wheelie shoes.

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Are we sure that Jesus wasn't walking on snow

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these subtitles fooling me into thinking I speak german

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Love watching horror movies on Valentine's Day. Just finished The Shining now putting on Notting Hill.

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I do

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Friend showed up in a new hat and I told him he looked like Confederacy of Dunces then showed him the book cover and he said yeah, he looks like a cool guy.

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just saw producer using my good sharpie and leaving it on other side of room how do you say is that my good sharpie without sounding nuts tho

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I'm not eating groundhog I don't care what day it is

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A perfect job for me is one where I spend the day trying to decide what I should do for dinner. Like now, but without all my other work.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

This Dan Brown news is so depressing (he has a new book coming out)

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Called in sick and scheduler asked what are you on I said tylenol and vitamin c she said no what is your shift

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Hardest part of being sick is having to choose between eating and breathing.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

when youre waiting for him to text you back

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

dunno why I'm still single when everybody tells me I'm such a catch 22

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

First impressions are important. Just ask my coworkers, Cameltoe and Headband.

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@phlaimeaux.bsky.social listening to Chloe Petts episode I can tell you that if you had "ordinary people" on it would be a solid hour of them bitching about their coworkers and yes I am available for that xo

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This absolutely unhinged wall art in a Toronto restaurant makes me very suspicious about what they are putting in the food.

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

This morning I called my snooze alarm a liar how is your Friday going

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Your true self is the person you become twelve minutes into a customer service call when you haven't yet spoken to a single live person.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I want that chocolate cake from Matilda and I want an auditorium full of people to cheer me on while I eat it

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Slightly devastated seeing my hygienist as excited to see her next patient as she was to see me.

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"I am only resolved to act in that manner which will constitute my happiness, without reference to you, or to any person so wholly unconnected with me." ~ Elizabeth Bennett, and also me ordering too much sushi

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Gonna hang out in my building's laundry room and the first guy I see cleaning out his own lint trap, I will marry.

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Bought new flowers then decided I wasn't ready to throw out the old flowers and now my apartment looks like the dressing room of a temperamental soap star.

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"Of course Julius Caesar's wife told him to stay home and beware the Ides of March and obviously he didn't listen. Figures." ~ my nine year old niece taking after her aunty

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Guy on okcupid looking for somebody "healthy physically, mentally, and hopefully emotionally stable" and I'm like not on okcupid you're not.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

You know you're Canadian when you get excited for the temperature to go up to zero on Saturday.

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sneezed and none of my coworkers said bless you I am not going to pretend to be interested in what they did at the weekend anymore fuck them

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

If America does take over Canada at least we won't have to stand in that customs line at Pearson anymore.

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January just comes in and punches you in the face

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No not doing Dry January but hit me up for Feral February

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

This show is designed for people more interested in seeing seating charts than movie stars I guess #GoldenGlobes

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

They should combine the ancestry app with the diet app to tell me whether it is even worth trying if my genes say otherwise.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

So single I save my best underwear for my doctors appointments.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

is wicked the new goop

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Timing my order exactly so I can make out with the pizza man at the stroke of midnight.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Full of regret for putting down the sparkly jogging pants now I've an occasion to wear them.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Coworker just referred to 80s music as "music from the 20th century" which is not inaccurate but so rude

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Asked uber driver how he was, he said "Life is beautiful but with many bad things happening and how hard the next generation is going to have it I try to think what can I do? So I listen to this song everyday to inspire me, now we can listen together," and put on Heal the World by Michael Jackson.

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment