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I reckon we're about a week away from Trump demanding Ukraine returns all the weapons and equipment the US gave them.

Robbing a bank but misgendering somebody on my way out so the entire British political establishment has my back.

I feel like in 20 years, we're going to learn that almost everyone in charge of the country from 2016 - 2028 had syphilis

Absolute unit.

@davecakes.bsky.social I was just going through my collection of vintage Bird's Custard adverts and saw this one and thought of you.

Working on a painting. It's going well.

I’m appearing in a short film with a disabled led cast and crew that we’re making in Leeds this April, it’s a romantic comedy as always help if you can whether that’s financially, or just by sharing this post, we’ve got a kickstarter type fund going here greenlit.com/project/my-f...

If anyone's been having a hard time finding some plush slippers in the shape of WWII German tanks, my local charity shop's got you covered.

When I left him this morning, Benji the Waitrose cat had a queue of 5 people waiting to pet him. I have to admire this cat, he's gone out there and made the life that HE wants to live. He could've stayed as a housecat, but he thought, no, I want to live in a supermarket carpark and be my own boss.

For a very paranoid country, terrified of "others" coming to get them, nobody fucks up America like America fucks up America.

Painting today. Done another self portrait of someone else.

The local charity shop's 2-for-99p section really came through for me this morning.

This photo is the perfect example of how, in any pair of cats, one is an evil genius and the other is a demented crackhead

It's extremely hard to be trans or disabled right now because so many people are willing to say to your face "you don't matter enough to alter my politics".

Anyone who happened to know that the White House would announce and then suspend tariffs within 24 hours just made a boatload of money.

This imbecile is now rampaging thru the Federal government like a baboon with a hand grenade.

“I never thought he would tariff MY imports” sobs man who is a prominent senator in the “tariff on all imports” party

The UK has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now.

Me, on the couch, sipping maple syrup, watching reruns of Due South, with the moose I just purchased sat next to me.

An artist friend of mine recently agreed to paint the portrait of one of their old friends, who apparently had spent 14 years begging him to paint her picture. I wish I had friends like that. Ones who believed in my artistry. My friends don't even like it when I paint them while they're sleeping.

Me opening the news every fucking morning

I'll dance in the street when he dies too.

Looks like I'll be eating avocado and maple syrup with everything for the foreseeable.

If crypto's as great as some people claim, then they have to explain why its biggest proponents are the worst people in our society.

one particularly grounding experience of my adult life was calling my dad on January 6th and hearing him have essentially this reaction

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1426

Canada is ready. We will fight. I thank the Prime Minister for his powerful statement in response to the thuggish attacks by Trump. We are unified as a nation. Our American cousins are divided. We will kick at the darkness until it bleeds daylight. www.thestar.com/politics/fed...

Kinda wild that the Supreme Court ruled that if Trump were to kill Musk and take his vast wealth and companies, for the good of the country, that unless he's successfully impeached, it's absolutely his right as President.

Wild that a small group of protesters accomplished more than any elected Democrat.