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GREEN TEA PLUNGE

I love will ospreay 🀼

My coworkers were trying to tell me today how good teslas are and then 15 minutes later told me that the internal computers will crash and reboot while they are driving, rendering them unable to tell how fast they are going because the speedometer is on the screen powered by that computer.

Orange smoke means Pope Taz, brother. Conclave Jones over here.

I need someone to invite me to one of those PowerPoint parties so I can present on the timeless Toni Storm toxic yuri

I love @dropout.tv shows but even if I hated most of them, what they are doing with Game Changer alone justifies the subscription. Every episode is like a game show beamed in from an increasingly manic alternate dimension. It's collective psychosis with points, buzzers, contestants and podiums.

AI is evil, obviously, but really this is the end result of 50 years of instrumentalizing education

inventing a new wrestling character that's an evil chiropractor.

reposting with alt text good shit

Still waiting for the Adam Cole & Costco Guys trios run of we bring the boom baybay

PUP in Sacramento in October? I simply can't stop winning.

Please stop saying β€œI wish that was me” it’s a serious and devastating maneuver okay??? 😑

I can bench 100lbs and that whips ass. I'm so strong.

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I miss Jeff Van Gundy so fucking bad.

the story all but says it but hegseth is very clearly trying to purge the leadership of the military of black people and women

st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it

New Beast Mortos baseball tee I designed just dropped on shopAEW

i love my wife #dimension20 #d20acoc #acrownofcandy

Commerce Secretary Danny Ainge

You forgot to mention she resigned in protest in January after you killed her cartoon about your plutocrat owner.