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I will sell this house today I will sell this house today I will sell this house today

I'm gonna hide for a while

Having a very hard time forgiving myself for a stupid thing I've done

Learned today I have "opps"

Me hearing the new Lady Gaga: Recession music Me seeing a stop sign: Recession traffic signage Me seeing a squirrel climbing a tree: Recession rat

I have been so horny lately I can't deal with it 😭

Raising money for an unexpected bill! $40/$200 raised so far! Message me for custom content and to help me make my goal!

Are there any paypigs here? 🐽

Oh wow

my personal favorite comic of 2024

I will always, always, love The Phantom Menace.

[luke skywalker shooting proton torpedoes into the reactor core of the death star] kobe

Sad

One thing I'm liking about Skeleton Crew is how having Jude Law use his force powers for piracy makes a lot more sense than every force sensitive in the galaxy saying "yes absolutely, I would love to join your bizarre religious order with strict rules that forbid interpersonal relationships."

🎵Lady in brown Is pooping on me Send the tweet🎵

Toes Toes Toes

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

Problematic director list: – Spielberg (abused dinosaurs) – Aster (won’t return my emails about muppet midsommar) – Villeneuve (French Canadian)

Penis Penis Penis

Ass as fat as my abandonment issues

LOOKING TO COLLAB 2025 ⚠️ PLEASE 🔄 Hello there! Call me Razu. New to 🦋, a SW of 5+ years. I aim to provide audio, picture, and video content not only 🔞 but to venture into acting, voice acting, and podcasting video games / TTRPG's. I hope you'll help support me!

I take two steps forward I take two steps back

I don't know what I am doing and I am very bad at whatever it is

Wore two different Crocs to work tonight. I totally have my shit together. 😂

I'm so sad, I feel like I need to post ass just for the dopamine hit

Cool Yep Cool

When your regular depression meets your menstrual depression meets your anxious attachment depression meets your seasonal depression

ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park

Throw your money at this beautiful man 💸💸

I am feeling so small right now

You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???

Me: I'm a very private person. Also me: Hey, my 5000 followers, I shit my pants today and also can't pay my electric bill again! LETSGOOOO

I was already excited to click on a news story about Rudy Giuliani having a meltdown in court today and YELLING at the judge. But nothing prepared me for the courtroom sketch