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jenny-isme.bsky.social
Yes it’s rly me.
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Who are we kidding? This country turned away from the lord when pizza places stopped putting out gumball machines with the special yellow gumball that said “FREE” on it

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This album is absolutely hitting the spot tonight. 10/10

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The way I feel when I think about all the edgy cringe crap I did and said as a teen gives me so much hope for the sudden, inevitable asteroid impact of embarrassment that will someday consume Elon Musk so fast and hard that his skin flips inside out.

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Finally some good news around here sheesh

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People LOVE having a King!

submitted 3 days ago • 36 comments

It’s stunning how successful the “I know you are but what am I” gambit has been working out for the King of America. Incredible display of the Rubber v. Glue Doctrine in action.

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The edibles I had for dinner: Say it. Say it it’ll be funny just say it. Me: You better Czech your republic before you wreck your republic

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New set out now Friends. youtu.be/TgKsG6NZSIo?...

submitted 4 days ago • 52 comments

When I applied at Harvard to study Air Bud Law they all laughed. Said it had never been done before and never would. “Show me where it says I CAN’T,” I replied, geniusly. And they COULDN’T. Anyway, that’s the story of how I became the current admin’s attorney general. Any questions?

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Did you know any ol’ email and phone number can be used to book a Tesla test drive online? Don’t get me wrong, you don’t have to go. Just book 1 for funsies! Or 12! They’re tech geniuses anyway, I’m sure it couldn’t hurt to get a few thousand fake bookings for a drive on Saturday. #teslatakedown

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Proud of you, Worcester 🥹

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

There's a way for drake to come back from this and that is to make a ska record

submitted 11 days ago • 164 comments

Can’t wait for the post-holiday clearance on 7-layer dip and pizza rolls tomorrow 🤗

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please no Super Bowl spoilers I haven't been able to watch the last 52 so I am not caught up yet thanks

submitted 13 days ago • 87 comments

Bippus Plumbing Co. Bippus, IN

submitted 15 days ago • 32 comments

i mean this so seriously. if you are transgender. please be safe. do not get caught commiting crimes. do not get caught by the state. do not sacrifice yourself, we will survive

submitted 17 days ago • 103 comments

DAMNIT MARK THAT IS THE LAST THING I WANT TO IMAGINE FOR THAT POOR CAT UGH

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I honestly believe a large chunk of the American population would be way more upset if they realized there is no amount of ctrl+z that can undo the damage Musk and his wayward boy squad are doing. Automatic backups have destroyed the common man’s healthy fear of technology.

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CHUCK SCHUMER: *self-immolates at the steps of the capitol while holding a boombox over his head blasting "wake up" by RATM* ME: ok not what i meant by "do something" but like. fuck yeah

submitted 18 days ago • 114 comments