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If you put your wine down, it’s mine. #swiftie 🇿🇦 🇬🇧
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For the hard of thinking. Spoiler alert: The answer is none www.news24.com/news24/south...

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

I bumped someone’s car in the parking lot today, about 4 hours ago. It was quite a superficial scrape that looked like it will buff out, but I left my number on a note… and they haven’t called yet?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Did my 80th #Parkrun today 🙌 it’s only taken about 9 years ;)

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

PSA - Ladies, remember to re-adjust your bra straps after they’ve been through the wash. You know what I mean. 💗

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

UPDATE! She let us come view the property and we’ve made an offer. Please send fairy dust, tots and pears and good vibes ✨🧚

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

She’s emailed me back and said we can view the property 😍😂

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Potential landlord denied us a viewing because we have dogs. These dogs. I have sent them this photo so they know what they missing out on.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!” I really felt that.

submitted 30 days ago • 494 comments

PSA - thrifting is still shopping. You don’t need that, put it down.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

Another day where I have to get up and go to work instead of read delicious books with a pup on my lap. Where did life go wrong?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Eek! #OnyxStorm is on its way!!!

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Ok #booksky, let’s talk. 👎🏼Goodreads, owned by Amazon, fuels its monopoly on books. 👍🏼StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform, offers an ethical, ad-free alternative with mood-based recommendations, user control over data, and a focus on inclusivity. Support diversity over corporate power!

submitted 35 days ago • 901 comments

It’s is my dad’s 80th today. He’s active, fit, happy, & in love (wife number 5). He’s had such amazing messages of love from friends and family all over the world, I aspire to be like him when I am 80. His motto: “some things are for a good time, some are for a long time, they all have value.”

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

House hunting in the UK is infuriating. How does a 4/5 bedroom family home only have ONE bathroom in this day and age. And no fireplaces anymore, so your servants can’t even haul your tin big bathtub in front one to fill with hot water as an alternative 🤣 🛀

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Well, well, well...🙄

submitted 36 days ago • 920 comments

Do you ever look at your pups or kitties and they are so cute and small and gorgeous and precious and you just want to squish them so hard that you know it will be bad for them so you squish them tenderly and they make those little squishy sign noises and your heart just melts 🥺

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

My 80yo mother casually telling me she almost got washed away in the rain while driving back from watching jazz in Melville. That woman is unstoppable.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Misty skies at Canary Wharf 🏙️

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

My anxiety right about now….

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Please excuse me from work today, Tiggy is being cute and I need to observe him just in case 💙

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

It’s funny because I do this as a parent of an ADHD kid, so she can steal/hoard/lose all my stuff and I still have a chance of finding one of the multiples 🤣

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

My teenager has switched everything on my phone onto dark mode and I am like…

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

One time, a friend was doing a drug trial and went on a bender on the weekend. He left me a voice mail asking me to please give him a pee sample to submit the next day so he wouldn’t fail the next round of tests.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else moved from Good Reads to StoryGraph? (Because it’s woman owned and neither of them are Jeff Bezos)

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Just messaged a friend of mine who lost their home in the Knysna fires in 2017. They also lost most of the cars from their rental business, but worst of all they lost irreplaceable momentos of their 5yo daughter who passed away 2 years before that. So feeling for those in LA 💙 #LAFires

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments