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Ideally this will be 80% me discussing pro cycling with likeminded morons but there should be some other random stuff too. If I revert to Swedish I'm likely irate about some local issue that may or may not be relevant if you live in Kansas or Kuala Lumpur.
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One of these three is on a devo team.....

Quick Step not taking a Sunday rest day are they.

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time......

Back into the crosswinds in UAE

All stage races, you can fall asleep for hours at any time and it doesn't even matter. Perfect.

Do we guess there is going to be some waving at Damen Novak when the peloton makes the catch?

Saunier-Lampre ate their wheaties at their pre-season camps this year.

Vinge go's for the first time this year

Let's just be honest and admit we all know the Giro organizers have at least considered the "up and into an active volcano" option. Maybe not Vegni but Zomegnan for sure.

Hej svenskar, ni glömmer väl inte att äta Archopo oatch pankokor imorgon?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=F41U...

Of course it was right to delete that entire stage. There is absolutely no more value to Ganna's "win" than if he had found it in a box of cocoa puffs. And the organizers should have the ignominy of having been so poorly organized that their race doesn't even count for anything.

Never let it be said that the officials didn't do absolutely everything in their power to avoid the finish mishap in Algarve.

Holy smokes, that's the worst sprint cock-up I have ever seen.

I didn't even know Volta ao Algarve was a women's race until I read this!

Fun timetrial fact of the day: In danish, the word for "TT suit" is "fantomdrakt" (phantom suit). Presumably named for the comics superhero "The Phantom".

Are teams trying out any new ridiculous TT helmets for us to point and laugh at this year or is there no reason at all to follow the UAE Tour timetrial?

I might take another stab at ditching Spotify. Last time I gave up due to some frustration getting Tidal to work with Bluesound plus the podcast integration. So.... any thoughts on the best podcast app for android?

The race action has been quite ok in the Figuera Classic but the wave action and ocean views have been spectacular.

Ja, speedbumps right before the line in a sprint might not be a super idea.....

Thinking of watching some sunny lighthearted escapism as a contrast to the awful timeline we are currently living.

I predict Pogačar will have an absolute disaster year. Based purely on the fact that his bike now looks like absolute shite. The old Colnago maybe wasn't the greatest bike in the peloton but it looked absolutely marvellous, which is what matters of course.

Del Toro's gears clonked out there?

UAE kit this year is giving me CSC- Saxo Bank flashbacks. Half expecting Cancellara to pop up at any moment.

Mads Pedersen hes never heard of French kleembers

Fun Provence stage this.