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I am sitting in a room different from the one you are in now. I am recording the sound of Flipper’s “Brainwash” and I am going to play it back into the room again and again

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Fucking hindsight

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I don’t want him on my television unless he’s in cuffs or a coffin

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Ace Frehley voice 🎵 I’m back 🎵 🎵 Back in the Blue Man Grouuuuup 🎵

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I’m the Joey Chestnut of leftovers on the last day at the beach house

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i can’t imagine why someone would resort to extrajudicial efforts to hold a criminal accountable

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“Tequila” in the style of Fugazi’s “Waiting Room”

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Hero alert

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It’s great that we’re doing everything possible to breed more of the nation’s backwardest cousin-fuckers

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Mose Allison performing Live at the Witch Trials

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Overlooked dub album

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A fun urinal activity is enjoying the funhouse reflection of your junk in the plumbing chrome

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Texas Law Enforcement

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the Kent State massacre was metabolized as a tragedy in history books, but it was cheered by reactionaries at the time. the fantasy of delivering violence to naive young liberals is foundational to the modern right. they never learned the lesson of Kent State because they never stopped supporting it

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Imagine fucking Bobby McFerrin

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I know evangelicals like to tout Trump as some new messiah but the net effect is that I wonder whether Christ was actually a scheming scumbag

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Family so fatigued at me playing opera around the house that they’re not batting an eye at Half Machine Lip Moves

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At any moment, someone is getting amped up to Heart’s Kick It Out, punching the air in their childhood basement

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Five years later and still Marie Kondoing my tighty whities into little cubes

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Elevators used to be as straightforward and distilled a user experience as it got, now for some reason we have this

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