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jer.bsky.social
gay lefty shitposting thru a gas leak 📍fl | 🇨🇷
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Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me

polo & pan funky as hell

please stop assuming people who hate gay and queer people are actually gay holy shit it's not helping

shitlibs never fail to impress me

how 'bout them gators?

post-woke architecture

miami music week 👽🫶

doing some light reading (finnegans wake)

i want to drink a special liquid with 300 of my close friends on a rural farm in order to latch our souls onto a comet passing by

AOC really the only viable option for 2028 among mainstream dems

Ha! Hahahahahha!

tiktok house? naw what the people want is a bluesky poster's house

lmao calling around for quotes on window tinting and i ask about ceramic on the windshield and the dude is like "yeah it's illegal so $200 cash is fine" bruh

best compliment was a gay man trying to read me by saying he doesn't need concealer to look good. i'm not wearing anything lmao

oh to fist fight in the home depot parking lot

me: the only text i got all day: hey brooke it's lisa. are you going to betty's birthday party tomorrow?

bro i'm on 4 rn so tired

asked my drunk friend if he's ok "bro i'm on 4"

no, "bleets" is never gonna happen they're SKEETS

i asked bsky for music and got 2 recs. now there are 2 songs i can't stop listening to

been calling this guy Eric for the last year and hes never told me his name is Evan i'm so embarrassed

Ugh i need an anon account

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

i just found out photons dont experience time and my mind is actually blown

me at the gay bars dancing to mayhem this weekend

my new startup is turning flinstones multivitamin gummies into a vape for children

bluesky sucks so much ass now look at this reply to an excellent shitpost

why are the leaders of the "opposition" in america so uninspiring and lame as fuck

maybe i'm born with it maybe it's the cheese i should not have eaten i keep forgetting i'm lactose intolerant

whenever we start associating twitter with old people/boomers it will die instantly

people always tell me to run for office and I say to them "no"