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Dratini blissfully unaware my enemies of my enemies plotting my downfall behind me. Also for some reason a Remoraid is floating out of water around me 🙂‍↕️

Office empty and the lights just went out

Now I can truthfully tell people to go back to where they belong (bankrupt) www.cnn.com/2024/12/20/b...

0. 7 by Nelly Furtado 🙂‍↕️

Need Andy and a camera on Scheana Shay STAT.

Love this picture because it’s one of the only times I’ve ever been caught mid-thought and my RBF is crazy.

And Carolyn.

This is KILLING me (the stage name, I’ll always support female artistry)

Oh, #RHOBH don’t make that serve…

Id like to tell you I survived this weekend, but this is actually me posting from the grave (body still tea tho).

The two wolves inside me.

This them poor bluesky devs while tryna make this thing work for y’all every few hours.

I’m so late to the party but not who I wanted to go 😭. #survivor

REAL CINEMA

Older brother turned 30 today and is on his 4th kid and I asked what he wanted and he just said “a break.” Being gay is such a life hack I swear.

I’ve officially beat my record for Twitter/X followers here, so I now consider myself an influencer. Enjoy this Halloween outtake

What do you mean I’m heading to gay kickball at the national mall on a SATURDAY.

Well, yes!

Survivor helps keep just a little bit of the manic away 🙂‍↕️

Will this just be a better place to yell into the void? Who knows