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jerehm.bsky.social
doom hippy burnout, horror fiend
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im deadly serious here this is a 14th century illustration of a horse dying and going to hell

Finally saw my first cybertruck on the road today. They look like 90s lego cars

Jar Jimmusch

art by Alexey Gorboot #fantasyart #Stoner

“Canada normalized the disappearances, deaths and unmarked burials of Indigenous children for well over a century on a scale that is indefensible.” Residential school denialism is on the rise. Now more than ever.

Black Sabbath is playing their last show, full original lineup, in Birmingham. Feel free to step up and buy everything I have—artwork, possessions, everything including the clothes on my back and maybe one of my kidneys, so I can afford to go see it happen. Tribute piece I did last year:

gotta get high before doing chores so I can forget to do the chores

Rest easy Marianne 🖤 Marianne Faithfull in LUCIFER RISING (1972, Kenneth Anger)

they make every kind of horror movie all of the time, every year. these people are just too lazy to go find and watch them

baldur's gate, the sword coast. every street has a story, and these are but just a few. it's on adventure on location

the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.

you know what's funny to think about is when you take a shit in a really tall building and it just falls hundreds of feet when you flush it

Tweet: Diseases aren’t caused by germs. The fickle and mischievous goblin king curses us with illness Community Note: The goblin king is not fickle. His Book of Maladies plans who will get sick hundreds of years in advance

Art by • lain McCaig

Another piece made in the dark palette, "Undead Thugs". 280*380 mm paper, ink/acrylic, available. #ink #artwork #metalart #morkborg #darkarts #darkart #fantasy #darkfantasy #watercolor #warhammer #grimdark #rpgart #dnd

Doctorcels will say fun-phobic things like "don't mix pills with alcohol"

If a league of legends cartoon can trick you into liking imagine dragons, you have psychic defenses made of swiss cheese and you would succumb to even a mildly cursed amulet.

in canada we don’t have new year’s, we just keep using the old one. we’re not wasteful like some other countries i could name.

"w-w-w-would u still love me if i was a wormmm 🥺" Yes. I would fuck you immediately

They need to start making electric cars for dirtbags. Give me one that looks like a used AMC Gremlin, not a spaceship

Just heard the term "shitpost" in a Youtube ad. The great god Pan is dead

If you're going to do dinner and a movie, have the dinner first. That way you won't have as much to talk about during dinner (focus on eating), but you'll have to leave to use the bathroom in the middle of the movie (good for checking phone)

hating a movie for its politics is soooooo stupid and annoying except when i do it

god i can’t STAND it when people in horror movies act dumb. they should act perfectly levelheaded, like how *i* do when im scared out of my mind,

For this piece I asked @umlauthuth.bsky.social to do something in the style of the little illustrations in the Warhammer Fantasy Battle 5e rule book.

The hallway outside my apartment absolutely reeks of weed and for once it's not my fault.

My toxic trait is how worked up I get when people cite Rotten Tomatoes (a website that means nothing)

Get Jesse Singal the fuck out of here

The Ian Miller Dragon

'Behind the scenes of the 1926 film Faust. FW Murnau applies some makeup to Emil Jannings'

Every once in a while I think about how the producers of Masters Of Horror went to horror directors and were like “you can make anything! Bring us to the depths of hell! NO LIMITS!!” And then Takashi Mike turned in his episode and they were like. “There is no way we can air any of this.”

Everyone loves to be cruel to just the right people who deserve it. (They keep their cruelty well-exercised, for just that moment when it will be morally called upon.)

I have nothing but contempt for Musk but I’m gonna instablock anyone who decides making him a woman or trans (“Elonia”) is a clever insult.

Yuko and I are at the pub for lunch. 1 fav = 1 chip for Yuko 1 rt = 1 sip of beer for Yuko

Nearly forgot to post this month

Saint Tilly, painted by my lovely friend.

The Forum Boy

. The Emperor . i had sworn to not make this my oc tarot but i couldn't help but make him look like my favourite freak Naglfar lol #illustration #tarot #artsky

"The Sin" by Heinrich Lossow (1880) / hand embroidery by me (2023)

Rokurokubi

The French should also call death “The Big Cum” for consistency’s sake.

woman on here: my boyfriend went missing. please spread the word lowbie jones, private investigator and reply guy: i’m on the case. also does this mean you’re single now

I just wish there was a videogame where I could go in guns blazing, OR take the stealthy approach...

I think in order to ever have a chance of winning again the left needs its own grotesque degenerate beings from the cavern world of the inner earth to torment surface dwellers with their devious mind-controlling mech ray technology. But from the left.

To state the obvious, even if supporting trans people cost democrats votes (which it didn’t), they should do it anyway