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I’m over trying to understand why I’m misunderstood. Take me back to Austin I’ve gone crazy in the woods. I occasionally write something interesting at: https://in-the-pines.ghost.io He/Him “pronouns in bio”
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Damn it this was good. I could never do so much in so few words.

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I was eating two meals a week vegetarian or vegan until I was diagnosed with Crohn’s disease and had to quit because a large amount of vegetables will kill me. My doctors suggestion for continuing to stay alive? Protein and white bread.

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I played this game with my beta readers where I asked them to cast my characters like in a movie. I described my female protagonist as a former high school softball player from Nebraska with auburn hair, green eyes, pale skin freckled and pink from the tropical sun. How would y’all cast that?

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Spotify followed up with George Strait “This is Where the Cowboy Rides Away” and Radney Foster’s “Closing Time” and gents if you can’t close the deal on the dance floor to that set list she’s just not that into you.

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I love a good waltz. Conway Twitty’s “Lost in the Feeling” is one of the best. When my mom made me DJ for her wedding I put it in the playlist to dance with my spouse but by the time it played my dickhead brother had cornered them on the other side of the room and complained about his divorce.

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This one is targeted at my “normie” friends and family on Facebook who get their news between Jeopardy and NCIS but I think it should still resonate with those of us who are a tad too online. in-the-pines.ghost.io/letter-to-my...

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I didn’t have the space to get into it but Vern Goadin’s “Set em up Joe” featured prominently on the second lanai. in-the-pines.ghost.io/the-suicide-...

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Spotify serving up hard core sad ass country standards today. This song has to be a top ten saddest country song contender. youtu.be/JDq32Fq3c-E?...

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This song may as well be a hymn for me. youtu.be/cpRRnsM0Urc?...

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Y’all know the disclaimer but… Hank Williams Jr’s cover of “Footlights” is an easy top five country cover.

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Remember when I posted about my favorite George Strait song and some jazz fusion loving boomer dickhead shit all over it then argued with me for a half hour? That was a fun morning. Anyway Spotify is playing “Here Goodbye Hit me in The Heart”

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I have got to wash my knee sleeves because they’re getting rank. Smells like a flak vest in August.

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“Korean winters had torn me down. And killed all the boys in my hometown. But I’m coming home Ruth my dear. I’ve got money in my pocket don’t you fear.” Man Charles Wesley Godwin’s “Seneca Creek” is so good. youtu.be/EVxWteZQPLM?...

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Sometimes I write some really good prose and then just delete it before I go to bed. I try to hold onto the concept and do something with it later, but I’ll type out a few hundred words that really work then just nope them into the ether and I don’t know why.

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