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Well... ⏩ Studied at La universidad desconocida ⏩ Lives in Orange, New Jersey ⏩ From Modesto, California ⏩ Pronounces name EE-mer-EJ REN-saw
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There's a permanent crease in my right and wrong

A social media of one

ESG = Extra-Special Glitter

One of the funniest things about driving in NJ with Google maps giving you directions, is when you come to "route 1 through 9"

#Beads #unsolicitedWristPix

--just a peep!

Yeah, I stopped scrolling... I read your meme... And for what?!

Phallonormal

In this Ohio diner, a closet case still means a 24-pack of Bud Lite you keep in your closet for emergencies. But they do know this: Jack Posobiec kicking off Pride month by talking about "phallocentric" Musk and Trump "going at it" is the kind of thing that straight guys say all the time.

Hey if u could just inhibit me from acting out my worst impulses it would be most appreciated

How it started, how it is going

Striving to be sufferable

Trauma descontextualized in a kitchen can look like dinner.

Area Yes Men Stunned As Masterful Gambit Fails To Materialize

In a new declaration in the DVD case, an ICE official describes how ICE officers and detainees face medical and security threats in South Sudan—the place where ***the government’s own lawyers proposed keeping the migrants in order to conduct reasonable fear interviews pursuant to a court order***

Come over sometime, we can descontextualize our trauma together

Hoarding #water

present #tense: pleasant, dense.

improving my life by replacing my brain with three pounds of orzo

no more posting about any of those “writing routines of famous writers” unless it’s Edmund White’s

One of the homophobic christian giveaways that you're just being prejudiced and not acting in good faith is when people refuse to acknowledge that a rainbow can be a symbol for multiple things. Like sir, have you read the Bible? A thing can mean multiple things

Let's make all of our interactions metaphorical

gi'n a body meet a body, a-comin' thro' the garden of forking paths

If I can be real for a moment, what frightens me most right now is that David Brooks is more upset about Trump-Musk than many, maybe most, liberal pundits and Democratic leaders are.

I think we’ve reached a boiling point when it comes to ICE. Today in Minneapolis, a militarized task force raided the beloved Lake Street taqueria, Las Cuatro Milpas—and the community was not having it. Agents from ICE, the DEA, FBI, ATF, IRS and HHS rolled up looking like they were ready for war.

*slowly slides PBJ under seat*

pronounces “lawyer” like “barista”

Resolved: whichever way you choose to pronounce #gif, you need to pronounce both "give" and "gin" according to the same rule.

By walking together we can make a path forward

Shall I compare thee to a lost shaker of salt? Thou'rt a very cheeseburger in paradise.