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jeremyosner.bsky.social
Well... ⏩ Studied at La universidad desconocida ⏩ Lives in Orange, New Jersey ⏩ From Modesto, California ⏩ Pronounces name EE-mer-EJ REN-saw
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(forgetting to press play on a movie) this movie sucks

submitted 20 hours ago • 8 comments

Put this on a billboard.

submitted 15 hours ago • 85 comments

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

submitted 2 days ago • 498 comments

My God... it has achieved my exact level of intelligence

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

There's a permanent crease in my right and wrong

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

A social media of one

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

ESG = Extra-Special Glitter

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

One of the funniest things about driving in NJ with Google maps giving you directions, is when you come to "route 1 through 9"

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

#Beads #unsolicitedWristPix

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

--just a peep!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, I stopped scrolling... I read your meme... And for what?!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Phallonormal

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

In this Ohio diner, a closet case still means a 24-pack of Bud Lite you keep in your closet for emergencies. But they do know this: Jack Posobiec kicking off Pride month by talking about "phallocentric" Musk and Trump "going at it" is the kind of thing that straight guys say all the time.

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

Hey if u could just inhibit me from acting out my worst impulses it would be most appreciated

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

How it started, how it is going

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Striving to be sufferable

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Trauma descontextualized in a kitchen can look like dinner.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Area Yes Men Stunned As Masterful Gambit Fails To Materialize

submitted 7 days ago • 11 comments

In a new declaration in the DVD case, an ICE official describes how ICE officers and detainees face medical and security threats in South Sudan—the place where ***the government’s own lawyers proposed keeping the migrants in order to conduct reasonable fear interviews pursuant to a court order***

submitted 7 days ago • 39 comments

Come over sometime, we can descontextualize our trauma together

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Hoarding #water

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

present #tense: pleasant, dense.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

improving my life by replacing my brain with three pounds of orzo

submitted 8 days ago • 11 comments

no more posting about any of those “writing routines of famous writers” unless it’s Edmund White’s

submitted 9 days ago • 65 comments

One of the homophobic christian giveaways that you're just being prejudiced and not acting in good faith is when people refuse to acknowledge that a rainbow can be a symbol for multiple things. Like sir, have you read the Bible? A thing can mean multiple things

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

Let's make all of our interactions metaphorical

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

gi'n a body meet a body, a-comin' thro' the garden of forking paths

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If I can be real for a moment, what frightens me most right now is that David Brooks is more upset about Trump-Musk than many, maybe most, liberal pundits and Democratic leaders are.

submitted 9 days ago • 83 comments

I think we’ve reached a boiling point when it comes to ICE. Today in Minneapolis, a militarized task force raided the beloved Lake Street taqueria, Las Cuatro Milpas—and the community was not having it. Agents from ICE, the DEA, FBI, ATF, IRS and HHS rolled up looking like they were ready for war.

submitted 9 days ago • 3359 comments

*slowly slides PBJ under seat*

submitted 9 days ago • 282 comments

pronounces “lawyer” like “barista”

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Resolved: whichever way you choose to pronounce #gif, you need to pronounce both "give" and "gin" according to the same rule.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments