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jermu.bsky.social
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why religious people allowed to pray during exams but i aint allowed to phone a friend???

nvm figured it out

Been a roller coaster day for my tiktok clips editor

As a canadian, I thought it was crazy that a bunch of US presidents attended Mr. Beasts funeral but it turns out it was a different Jimmy that died and not the worlds largest youtuber.

reading cursive makes me want to snap the fingers of the one who wrote with it

got my mc acc hacked

playing monopoly makes me think the economy isn't actually that bad

all object permanence goes out the window when youre leaving the house and you put your keys in your pocket

nobody overstays their welcome the way store salesmen do

bots in fortnite have made me so confident of a robot uprising NOT working bro

u ever just?

if i showed a 500 ad peasant skibidi toilet, he would shit himself

It really is quite touching. I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

im gonna die

World record smashed

Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something

He did it. He beat speedrunning

FUCK. YEAH. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

this app is unironically better than twitter. Not even saying it to hate on elon or nothing

can someone fill me in on what he is talking about i dont have 83 minutes

if marshadow gets added to pokemon unite, i'm going to play that game.

Jake Paul should have to fight all of these guys before he gets to fight Tyson.

they say "money doesn't buy happiness" but clearly neither does being poor, so wtf am i meant to do

This is me btw, if you even care

how things been goin lately

this has to be my single greatest creation

Doomscrolling the hell app vs Scrolling this app

you dont miss your dead dog you miss uncritical affection from someone who can't challenge you

just put my rights in the bag bro 💀💀💀💀💀

if this site also becomes a political warzone, i might hang myself

stop following we haven't decided between backflip or sock reveal yet

who made this

I no longer need to be 'IamJermu' due to how new this thing is