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all americans know is

With interest.

I actually think it's good when a Democratic politician says "we suck at communicating." Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.

Fellas, taking care of your mental health doesn’t make you weak. Being in survival mode ain’t strength — healing is.

“Elon Musk Is South African. It Explains a Lot.” 🎁🔗 www.nytimes.com/2025/02/28/o...

i never know what anybody is talking about anymore. it rules

NEW: A WIRED investigation reveals that Elon Musk’s Starlink is serving internet to scam compounds in Myanmar where tens of thousands of human beings are enslaved. By @mattburgess1.bsky.social: www.wired.com/story/starli...

French toast sticks were invented to make me happy

A WIRED investigation reveals that criminals who make billions from scam compounds in Myanmar—where tens of thousands of people are enslaved—are using Starlink to get online.

i wish i could have told elon musk "your posts are bad and you should feel bad" and backed it up with charts and data

Imagine George Soros at a Biden cabinet meeting saying "We accidentally stopped funding the Army but we fixed it."

How can you have this much money and be such assholes with nothing else to do but shit on the poor, working class and middle class. How?

You unfriend people bec of politics? Absolutely! I unfriended some of y’all because you were on Drake’s side during the beef.

The most comfortable people in the world (in the history of the world?) have made themselves insane on the computer

“The Only Immigrant Trying to Steal My Job Is Elon Musk” crimethinc.com/busdriver A bus driver speaks about what Elon Musk's austerity measures mean to ordinary public transit workers.

I hope something good happens to you today.

Covid gave tech workers more power than they’d ever had before and they used some of it to push for better policies on racism and sexism and the bosses got so angry they decided to burn the world to the ground rather than listen to what they had to say

WTF you mean “it’s Monday”? It was *JUST* Friday!

“What I noticed was that the man is a liar, and not particularly good at it. The lifelong South African talked about how of course he opposed apartheid, then two minutes later spoke about being personal friends with the entire apartheid regime.”

I dont have the words to explain level of demented psychopath you gotta be to have the money Elon has and spending your time taking away folks livelihood.

*Pink Floyd voice* So So you think you can tell Kenan from Kel…

i saw a terrible thing the other night…a dark portent…a sign of the Beast

I’ll say this for all the racist industrialists and inbred royal families of yesteryear: at least normal people didn’t know the gross stuff they were doing with their dicks all the time

elon musks method of childcare:

ah damn you really owned me by doing the hitler salute. what'd really own me good would be to do that other famous gesture he did on april 30, 1945.

There’s not a word in this story about the corrupt nature of this dismissal. Not a concern voiced, not a question raised, not even an acknowledgment that he’s the president’s biggest donor and he’s acting as an unelected, unconfirmed tyro wielding unchecked power over spending and the civil service.

"Sam deserved to keep living this life every day, and he deserved to grow up even further, to grow old, to achieve his goals, and get every single thing he desired."

btw this was the whole reason conservatives and the alt right spent a decade pushing the line "you call everyone who disagrees with you a nazi!" it was specifically to normalize being a nazi and defang the power of the accusation

is it good if over half of americans think we currently don’t live in a legitimate state?

I cannot emphasize enough that the New York City subway is not scary. It’s one of my favorite parts of living here. I grew up in the suburbs having to drive on highways everywhere and that’s way scarier

Every corporation has dozens of Executive Vice Presidents of Stupid Decisions and Sucking Up To The CEO, desperately trying to justify their existence in order to afford a yacht or a vacation home. They generate 90% of all useless busywork. Sadly they control the government now.

Your media is still lacking in people of color, women, poor folks, marginalized folks etc. This is just getting worse.

I miss being excited about the internet and thrilled that Monty Python had a website whereas now I spend my days seething about getting too many emails from my toothbrush.

i really wish the media took the online world seriously because these people are all fucking nazis

We have been examining why Los Angeles had so many fire engines out of service when the city needed them most. Among the reasons: A profit-chasing industry has frustrated departments nationwide, with soaring prices and years-long backlogs. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/17/u...

Happy tenth birthday to a real one

When the Nazis took power and gutted the Weimar era civil service in government, they also claimed the need to increase efficiency and to ensure loyalty to the nazi party. They did it through the law for the restoration of the professional civil service. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_for...

Elon Musk: “I think-“ Everybody: