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jerrybflory.bsky.social

Bass Player, Guitar Strangler, Wordsmith with real hammers, Accepted by Cats.

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If your streaming service has that gloating orange pig at the top of your scroll I'm not watching you today. He's ruined my birthday enough without you doing it, too.

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Saddest birthday Party Ever still going strong. No one has shown up to ruin it yet.

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I turn 60 years old today and America dies. But Happy MLK Day. At least we have a memorial of civil rights. No cake, though. No eggs. Sucks.

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Welcome to the Saddest Birthday Party Ever. No cake because no eggs, so I'm setting a can of Dinty More beef stew sit outside to get cold so I can slide it out of the can in one piece and stick a candle in it. It sucks.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

At -25° they quit with the "feels like" ratio because feeling is no longer an option.

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I wish revolutions weren't so expensive. Is there li8ke a Great Value brand revolution?

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Things get cold because things slow down. Like the universe is coming to a slow, groaing halt as we near Inauguration Day. Entropy Day.

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Remember when this place wasn't just a repeating scroll of the same four political posts? Good times. Good-bye Bluesky. Thou art not your old self.

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

So, this is life without eggs. The things you never think you'd miss.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sorry to hear about folks losing their homes. That's heart tearing to lose so much. It feels like a tile of great loss already with the incoming gangster administration. Also, it's snowing to beat hell here.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Nine days until the Harkonnen Era. Also, my birthday. ☹️

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Playing Elder Scrolls Online. Hope to see ya there!

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

One of the most powerful actions in this world is when a cat wakes from a nap, slinks off to another favorite spot and takes another nap. Nobody else quite pulls it off.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I'm glad I'm not a guy with hundreds of billions of dollars who still can't make any friends.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

VENGEANCE IS MI-- No. Wait. Supper is ready. That's what I meant.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

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If your streaming service has that gloating orange pig at the top of your scroll I'm not watching you today. He's ruined my birthday enough without you doing it, too.

Saddest birthday Party Ever still going strong. No one has shown up to ruin it yet.

I turn 60 years old today and America dies. But Happy MLK Day. At least we have a memorial of civil rights. No cake, though. No eggs. Sucks.

Welcome to the Saddest Birthday Party Ever. No cake because no eggs, so I'm setting a can of Dinty More beef stew sit outside to get cold so I can slide it out of the can in one piece and stick a candle in it. It sucks.

At -25° they quit with the "feels like" ratio because feeling is no longer an option.

I wish revolutions weren't so expensive. Is there li8ke a Great Value brand revolution?

Things get cold because things slow down. Like the universe is coming to a slow, groaing halt as we near Inauguration Day. Entropy Day.

Remember when this place wasn't just a repeating scroll of the same four political posts? Good times. Good-bye Bluesky. Thou art not your old self.

So, this is life without eggs. The things you never think you'd miss.

I'm sorry to hear about folks losing their homes. That's heart tearing to lose so much. It feels like a tile of great loss already with the incoming gangster administration. Also, it's snowing to beat hell here.

Nine days until the Harkonnen Era. Also, my birthday. ☹️

Playing Elder Scrolls Online. Hope to see ya there!

One of the most powerful actions in this world is when a cat wakes from a nap, slinks off to another favorite spot and takes another nap. Nobody else quite pulls it off.

I'm glad I'm not a guy with hundreds of billions of dollars who still can't make any friends.

VENGEANCE IS MI-- No. Wait. Supper is ready. That's what I meant.

😏

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