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jerrywible.bsky.social
My mom thinks I’m funny. Please don’t tell her I’m on social media.
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The Ukraine ambassador was all of us today. JFC! Make the bully shut the F up!

submitted 3 days ago • 243 comments

literally every time I talk to friends

submitted 3 days ago • 158 comments

You don’t get to complain about slow service at a restaurant where they have a “help wanted” sign and you’ve left bad tips everyone you’ve gone there. A metaphor for the GOPs approach to government

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

So how long after they put him on the screen for the national anthem do you think he left?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I hear this in reggae.

submitted 26 days ago • 77 comments

Geography 101

submitted 28 days ago • 16 comments

In the current events stories about tariffs that go into effect on Tuesday and will increase prices for every American, let’s check to see what FoxNews.Com says about it… Nothing. The top dozen plus stories are all distractions, including a story about the OJ Simpson verdict from 1994. What a joke

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Me, too.

submitted 35 days ago • 34 comments

Today that introductory title of “The Honorable…” has been stretched pretty thin.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

There’s an acoustic/architectural phenomenon that happens within the Capitol rotunda where someone standing in the right spot can hear everything from across the room precisely above even those sitting closely to the opposite spot. I wonder who is sitting in the (un?)fortunate position to hear him.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

The general media’s attitude towards our incoming administration has seemed to be “if you can’t beat them, join them.” There are some things that shouldn’t be applied to though, like fascism.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

It doesn’t matter if I’ve cooked something a hundred times, I still want the instructions off the box that I will inevitably find my wife has put in the trash.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I bet if you told him there “was nothing in the rule book that specifically says a dog can’t be a cabinet member,” he’d appoint a golden retriever as secretary of defense. Air Force Bud.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not saying Tinsel Town doesn’t live up to its nickname, but, really, do you even see any tinsel anywhere around?

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Oz the Great and Powerful was not the best Wizard of Oz inspired work.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments