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I like soup. Sci-fi writer. Data architect. BLM. ACAB includes AI. Plants, rocks, cats, occasional hiking pics. He/him. Located in sunny NE Portland, OR. Also I wrote this li’l thing: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08CKXS61S
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Second favorite computer joke: How is software like an onion? The more layers you peel the harder you cry.

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Update to the vagueskeet: they changed their minds and sent us home after swearing up down around and sideways that they wouldnt, which does not diminish the wildness of the day even one iota.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Gonna go ahead and vagueskeet because things are still up in the air but today has been absolutely fuckin’ WILD. Like, new personal definition of wild levels of wild.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

“Make a non-romantic food for the potluck” Okay! Stargazey Pie it is!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

State AGs are looking for federal workers who have just been illegally fired to stand as litigants in a new lawsuit trying to freeze further action by DOGE. DM me if that’s you and you’re interested and you’re live in one of the following states: NM, AZ, CA, CT, MD, MI, MN, NV, OR, WA, RI, or VT.

submitted 5 days ago • 47 comments

So my old rep just called me apologizing profusely, apparently this two sentence email got shared up to the director level and just absolutely detonated everyone’s day 😹😹😹

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

God i love corporate art. Nothing says Excellence to me like watercolors thrown directly at a wall. Perfection.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Bruh you know how corrupt you have to be for a grand jury to decide the WHOLE police department needs to be abolished?? lol abcnews.go.com/US/hancevill...

submitted 2 days ago • 41 comments

NO GODS NO MASTERS NO CROSS NO CROWN

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Lol i just sent the saltiest email to a vendor. “Since you’re our 8th account rep in 3 years, i think it makes more sense to keep things on an ad hoc basis. We’ll reach out if we need anything. Thanks!”

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Get rid of AI in book covers and bring back whatever the hell was going on at DAW in the 70s

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments