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Bring it on great grandpa

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One more time

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Prediction: Ten is going to beat Five

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GO BIRDS @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social

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Sadly, I’m watching the @nickelodeon version of the wild card game and am incredibly entertained

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Thank Gd is Quitter’s Friday - 10 days was certainly enough time to develop a habit, and, oh well.

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So, basically Trump can’t run for Governor of New York now?

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Note to Trumpers: he went full McCain yesterday hanging out with his “friend” Barack Huissein Obama. How does that make you feel?

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I’m constantly getting new followers here, but very few “likes” - I’m starting to think it’s not about me…..

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2025 - the year everyone becomes an expert in the term jury nullification. Watch this space.

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I am going on a trip for 7-days. Of course, this means I need at least 20-books. Thank you, in part, @libbyapp.bsky.social

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I have a bag of Covid era face masks that I keep in a drawer like they were leftover yarmulkes from a Bar Mitzvah. Am I supposed to throw these out at some point?

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If anyone from New Jersey could communicate with the aliens, I’m sure that we all can agree that the first thing we need to teach them to say is “Dallas Cowboys suck”

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Has anyone in Jersey tried playing 90’s Club music for the aliens? youtu.be/wZj7gUIO-2k?...

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What if they released to drones, with shady explanations, every night to distract us from an anarchist murdering a billionaire whose company was using AI to deny health care?

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You gotta feel bad for Luigi Mangione - he created an intricate plot to keep his name at the top of the news by releasing small clues and whispers of a bigger conspiracy, only to be upstaged by....checks notes....alien drones.

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"Nothing for nothing, but if these aliens had any balls, maybe they'd fly their little space craft during the day? What are they freakin' Bigfoot? They only come out at night, the mean and hungry type? You know like, Maneater? Fuggetaboutit." - December 2024, New Jersey.

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The UFOs in Jersey are much like Springsteen. I feel like I’m one of the only people who hasn’t randomly run into them.

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I am at a seminar, where an attorney that is sitting on the panel introduced a video of himself speaking in front of another audience. Is this a thing now? Do I have to applaud the video or the actual person? More importantly, what was the other group served for lunch?

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Driving from Princeton to Pittsburgh. So, um, yeah trees and farms. Oh, look, a cow.

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Mood. Cross-stitch embroidery by @wendyenthomas.bsky.social

submitted 85 days ago • 259 comments

Took testimony from a defense doctor today. Cross examination was a blast and the Judge kept laughing. Played this banger of a song on the way home. #GenX open.spotify.com/track/6yKldT...

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You think you’re so clever. We shall see about that.

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The "s" and "k" keys on my computer stuck when I was trying to type out the name of this website, and I ended up watching two hours of something called "Bluey." Not complaining, just warning.

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All of the talk about the CEO that was killed really need to spend some time googling Alexander Berkman. Things go in cycles for sure.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

No shame in the game. Surprised that some of my usual suspects in the Top5 artists have been replaced. #spotifywrapped

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I hope that we get Spotify Wrapped before the alien invasion. When they see that “Baby Shark” was my most played song, they’ll be too weirded out to want to conquer our planet.

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Massive away win for the little fella.

submitted 88 days ago • 589 comments

For cyber Monday, I’m offering free follows to this account. The jokes are pretty awful but you get what you pay for.

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I’ve watched way way way too much sports the last four days

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Liverpool! Tra la la!

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I often wonder who is out there for the Democrats to really bring back the moron contingent of our party who could also satisfy the whims of the pedantic wing.

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Bring it on great grandpa

One more time

Prediction: Ten is going to beat Five

GO BIRDS @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social

Sadly, I’m watching the @nickelodeon version of the wild card game and am incredibly entertained

Thank Gd is Quitter’s Friday - 10 days was certainly enough time to develop a habit, and, oh well.

So, basically Trump can’t run for Governor of New York now?

Note to Trumpers: he went full McCain yesterday hanging out with his “friend” Barack Huissein Obama. How does that make you feel?

I’m constantly getting new followers here, but very few “likes” - I’m starting to think it’s not about me…..

2025 - the year everyone becomes an expert in the term jury nullification. Watch this space.

I am going on a trip for 7-days. Of course, this means I need at least 20-books. Thank you, in part, @libbyapp.bsky.social

I have a bag of Covid era face masks that I keep in a drawer like they were leftover yarmulkes from a Bar Mitzvah. Am I supposed to throw these out at some point?

If anyone from New Jersey could communicate with the aliens, I’m sure that we all can agree that the first thing we need to teach them to say is “Dallas Cowboys suck”

Has anyone in Jersey tried playing 90’s Club music for the aliens? youtu.be/wZj7gUIO-2k?...

What if they released to drones, with shady explanations, every night to distract us from an anarchist murdering a billionaire whose company was using AI to deny health care?

You gotta feel bad for Luigi Mangione - he created an intricate plot to keep his name at the top of the news by releasing small clues and whispers of a bigger conspiracy, only to be upstaged by....checks notes....alien drones.

"Nothing for nothing, but if these aliens had any balls, maybe they'd fly their little space craft during the day? What are they freakin' Bigfoot? They only come out at night, the mean and hungry type? You know like, Maneater? Fuggetaboutit." - December 2024, New Jersey.

The UFOs in Jersey are much like Springsteen. I feel like I’m one of the only people who hasn’t randomly run into them.

I am at a seminar, where an attorney that is sitting on the panel introduced a video of himself speaking in front of another audience. Is this a thing now? Do I have to applaud the video or the actual person? More importantly, what was the other group served for lunch?

Driving from Princeton to Pittsburgh. So, um, yeah trees and farms. Oh, look, a cow.

Mood. Cross-stitch embroidery by @wendyenthomas.bsky.social

Took testimony from a defense doctor today. Cross examination was a blast and the Judge kept laughing. Played this banger of a song on the way home. #GenX open.spotify.com/track/6yKldT...

You think you’re so clever. We shall see about that.

The "s" and "k" keys on my computer stuck when I was trying to type out the name of this website, and I ended up watching two hours of something called "Bluey." Not complaining, just warning.

All of the talk about the CEO that was killed really need to spend some time googling Alexander Berkman. Things go in cycles for sure.

No shame in the game. Surprised that some of my usual suspects in the Top5 artists have been replaced. #spotifywrapped

I hope that we get Spotify Wrapped before the alien invasion. When they see that “Baby Shark” was my most played song, they’ll be too weirded out to want to conquer our planet.

Massive away win for the little fella.

For cyber Monday, I’m offering free follows to this account. The jokes are pretty awful but you get what you pay for.

I’ve watched way way way too much sports the last four days

Liverpool! Tra la la!

I often wonder who is out there for the Democrats to really bring back the moron contingent of our party who could also satisfy the whims of the pedantic wing.

{Sniffs air. Puts ear on iPhone} The fake accounts. They have arrived on the BlueSky

Let’s go Syracuse Orange

If I missed a follow-back, please let me know.