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How does autocorrect constantly get worse? If I clearly misspell a word, it doesn't give a fuck. If I spell a word correctly that it doesn't like, it just changes it so I send messages that sound stupid. AI is taking the same route from kinda useful to garbage, but quicker.

People being confused about why Americans are intentionally giving China more of their data remind me of people confused why so many people support Luigi. Yeah, both things are objectively bad, but they're indicative of much larger problems that these people are intentionally ignoring.

'Choose' shouldn't have 2 o's. It's the same length as 'chose' when you say it and oo just feels really weird. I propose we change to 'chuze'.

It's crazy to me that I spent most of my life thinking if WW3 ever broke out, we would be on the right side...and now, I am certain that's not true.

I tried a new brand of razor and it went so well that when my wife told me my head was covered in cuts and bleeding profusely, all I could think was "the blades are so sharp, I didn't even notice!"

I often think about the things I would prevent if I had a time machine. But if they have been invented, maybe someone has already saved us from the worst things and we will never know because there is always a new worst thing. Time travel work is thankless almost by definition.

I've spent the last week lusting over cordless immersion blenders. I already have a corded one that works perfectly and I only use it once or twice a month.

Time travel idea: Give Shakespeare a printout of Eminem's entire discography, then just come back. You need to print it because they were still using headphone jacks and nobody has an adapter.