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We could make fun of this in so many ways, but telling people, "We are poor because transgender people are taking all the money," should be uncomfortably familiar to people familiar with 20th century history.

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we're too hot to be mad at each other

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WIFE: we're at a nice restaurant so please behave ME: ok WAITER: here is our tasting menu ME: WAITER: WIFE: go ahead ME: tentatively licks menu

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the NYP article is even better hahahaha they're seething over it

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Could be US but you collapsing

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KITTEN BATTLE!!

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Score: 9.5 😎

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I have to be strong. I should have known from the very beginning. Of course. The portrait of you, the creature from my own nightmares. This place is my own bespoke torture chamber.

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what’s it going to take for the average liberal voter and mainstream liberal news outlets to start turning on the current useless democratic establishment

submitted 2 days ago • 62 comments

This whole saga has, I think, demonstrated very well my contention that American political journalists believe that they deserve all of the respect and deference that comes with filling a vital societal role, while rejecting the idea that holding such a position also entails duties and obligations.

submitted 3 days ago • 48 comments

Oh damn look at the Great Covid Crackening

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Now it just says “person”

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one of the consistent things you pick up on from all of these people is that they are just catastrophically unprepared for what a real blowback will look like

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they might play sports in philadelphia but they dont play games

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woke dei mommy cock

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the kind of personal growth where you can just imagine your therapist outside the window making the sickos-yes.jpg face

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It's important to remember that whenever anyone says "America is better than this" that no, no it is not.

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My past month, assuming there's a TV with Dr Who offscreen

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if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

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Today my mind is working way better and I feel a lot smarter than before I hate it

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How she begs for wet food after chewing through a bag of cat treats at 5am, spilling them everywhere and making me get up and pick them all up

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I only drank a small bottle of wine today 🥰

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

reskeet! To promote a nascent band of two trans lesbians who are definitely human performance artists and not electronic organisms from Planet Nobotron

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This should be happening EVERYWHERE!

submitted 6 days ago • 74 comments

#Monochrome #MonochromeMonday #VintageSmut #VintageVibes #ArtsySmut #AestheticPorn

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This is why there’s been so much silence as Black history and Black books are being purged, and integration efforts dismantled. Many Democrats think the purges are valid and necessary. “Candidly, the attack on over-the-top wokeism was a valid attack."

submitted 6 days ago • 229 comments

The surgeon general should be the person who can do the most pushups. Their medical experience doesn't matter, just how many pushups they can do. Failing that, if you can beat up the current surgeon general you become the surgeon general upon your victory

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It's fun to think back to all the dems said like, "Well what do you expect Biden to do? He only has so much power."

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Every morning I wake up from my little dreams and go, "Ugh dammit not this fucking world again"

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah okay sure, I have penis privilege... ...the privilege to be nature's perfect animal, baby! Bangin' tits and a tiny dick, wouldn't have it any other way

We could make fun of this in so many ways, but telling people, "We are poor because transgender people are taking all the money," should be uncomfortably familiar to people familiar with 20th century history.

we're too hot to be mad at each other

WIFE: we're at a nice restaurant so please behave ME: ok WAITER: here is our tasting menu ME: WAITER: WIFE: go ahead ME: tentatively licks menu

the NYP article is even better hahahaha they're seething over it

Could be US but you collapsing

KITTEN BATTLE!!

Score: 9.5 😎

I have to be strong. I should have known from the very beginning. Of course. The portrait of you, the creature from my own nightmares. This place is my own bespoke torture chamber.

what’s it going to take for the average liberal voter and mainstream liberal news outlets to start turning on the current useless democratic establishment

This whole saga has, I think, demonstrated very well my contention that American political journalists believe that they deserve all of the respect and deference that comes with filling a vital societal role, while rejecting the idea that holding such a position also entails duties and obligations.

Oh damn look at the Great Covid Crackening

Now it just says “person”

one of the consistent things you pick up on from all of these people is that they are just catastrophically unprepared for what a real blowback will look like

they might play sports in philadelphia but they dont play games

woke dei mommy cock

the kind of personal growth where you can just imagine your therapist outside the window making the sickos-yes.jpg face

It's important to remember that whenever anyone says "America is better than this" that no, no it is not.

My past month, assuming there's a TV with Dr Who offscreen

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

Today my mind is working way better and I feel a lot smarter than before I hate it

How she begs for wet food after chewing through a bag of cat treats at 5am, spilling them everywhere and making me get up and pick them all up

I only drank a small bottle of wine today 🥰

reskeet! To promote a nascent band of two trans lesbians who are definitely human performance artists and not electronic organisms from Planet Nobotron

This should be happening EVERYWHERE!

#Monochrome #MonochromeMonday #VintageSmut #VintageVibes #ArtsySmut #AestheticPorn

This is why there’s been so much silence as Black history and Black books are being purged, and integration efforts dismantled. Many Democrats think the purges are valid and necessary. “Candidly, the attack on over-the-top wokeism was a valid attack."

The surgeon general should be the person who can do the most pushups. Their medical experience doesn't matter, just how many pushups they can do. Failing that, if you can beat up the current surgeon general you become the surgeon general upon your victory

It's fun to think back to all the dems said like, "Well what do you expect Biden to do? He only has so much power."

Every morning I wake up from my little dreams and go, "Ugh dammit not this fucking world again"

Yeah okay sure, I have penis privilege... ...the privilege to be nature's perfect animal, baby! Bangin' tits and a tiny dick, wouldn't have it any other way

if you were wondering what he had to say, it was this:

You know what? Fuck you un-declares your genocide

Deputy AG Lionel Hutz quickly scribbling an ampersand onto it.