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The leadership of the Democratic Party, eternally clueless and stuck in an Aaron Sorkin fantasy

submitted 13 hours ago • 17 comments

Imagine a girl with tits like these loves the original Fallout games and you go ahead and do the opposite of everything that made those games good Imagine being that stupid

submitted 10 hours ago • 9 comments

This comic book hit my sexuality like a brick in high school

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

And the shepherd's boy says, "There's this mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it, and an hour to go around it"

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

guy who thinks the Protect The Dolls shirts are about tariffs

submitted 21 hours ago • 20 comments

ME DOING STANDUP: Ladies, don't you hate it when your man's going down on you and he can't find the dick?

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

May+June schedule Baltimore: 5/8-5/11 DC: 5/12-5/14 Boston: 5/15-5/17 Pittsburgh: 5/24-5/26 Baltimore: 6/6-6/7 Richmond: 6/8-6/10 Come and get it 😘

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

Boobs

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

Cis people will call you a weirdo then blow themselves up celebrating a fetus's cock

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier

submitted 1 day ago • 166 comments

I miss the days when I wasn't so goddamn susceptible to being injured by my environs

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Hey, nearly died from this relatively recently 😎

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I have a whole protocol for if I ever meet my clone or future self. When I was 10 I saw a show about a guy who meets this girl who's obsessed with him and fucks his brains out who turned out to be his future self after transitioning and it changed me.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

may you never be turned into a thought experiment by the people who are served and sheltered by a society specifically purpose built for them so they don’t ever have to care about anyone

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

This ad is amazing and this guy is a king

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

We love her too 🥰

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Transitioning is kind of just learning to be a person for the first time but with 30 years of baggage

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

They know people will work. But they know basic income means people will be less inclined to put up with workplace abuse and most workplaces are abusive.

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

its so funny how economists will be like noooo its not fair china keeps reinvesting its wealth back into its economies instead of giving it all to like 20 guys, thats cheating 😭

submitted 2 days ago • 36 comments

skill issue, I'm already there, it's called Being Transsexual

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

and how do you think she got that deep dish chicago style pussy? through jihad

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

you have to repost shit like this, because just talking about it makes you sound like an insane conspiracy theorist parroting lies they read on facebook. Like if I told someone this happened, they'd roll their eyes like I was a freak and it'd damage any credibility I had left. you know? #political

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

you won’t get fired for using the wrong pronoun you might get fired for refusing to refer to your coworkers how they ask to be referred to the people that want you to believe the first thing are the same people that want to be as demeaning as possible to their coworkers with no consequences

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

In the end the good will go to heaven up above, The bad will perish in the depths of hell. How can hell be any worse when life alone is such a curse? Fuck Armageddon, this is hell Fuck Armageddon, this is hell Fuck Armageddon, this is hell

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

If nothing else, this era of world history is absolutely destroying my toxic guilt. There has not been one second in my entire life where I would have considered donating to a woman's gfm for screaming the n-word at a toddler. I'm fine. I'm a really good person actually.

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Me as a kid: I'll never do drugs! Me as an adult:

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"it wasn't me"

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I'm annoyed that my life is going to end the way it began: being attacked by a sadistic pedophile

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

It occurs to me that like, obligate pedophiles must be mad about queer people gaining acceptance because they still have to hide theirs. Of course they don't reflect on how their thing is always harmful to indulge but I think that's what's driving their ire.

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Took this right when I woke up! You'd better enjoy this while you can, because I've been hitting the gym HARD 😭 💒 allmylinks.com/missnikola 💒 #nsfw #realnsfw #bbw #chubby #tgirl #trans #18+ #spicysky #nsfwbsky #goonsky

submitted 4 days ago • 20 comments