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Hearing that a friend my partner and I haven't seen in a while made plans and specifically said it wouldn't be fun unless it was all 3 of us, not just a "boys night", honestly makes me really happy. Its nice knowing I have friends that want me around 🥹

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Just a reminder, don't leave your school iPad on the roof of your car and expect it to be there when you get there. Oops

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Does anyone else constantly feel like they have to hold their body together? Like I don't know if my body even knows how to relax; because, even when I'm laying down, I'm so tense and trying to relax makes me notice how unnaturally my body feels.

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This is my “daughter of a Black Panther breakfast program volunteer” coming out but anyone who tells you that you have to be public about all your resistance activity should immediately be under suspicion for being an op, or being under the influence of an op

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Awh I just had a really bittersweet realization about being able to finally being able to buy any kind of plant I want and not have to worry about it being pet safe. Still missing you Callie, my lil everything bagel

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Why did I ever think grading 87 kids' six 30-second playing tests each would be achievable in 5 hours? Because it's not. The math wasn't math-ing. If anyone wants to actually do that math be my guest.

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Nothing like coming home from a few days out of town and every single one of my plants I had outside are dead from a random freeze. Fuck you Texas weather.

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I love being at TMEA but good god I'm ready to be back home and smoke a bowl

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I've come to the realization that my geriatric (30yo) ass needs legit walking shoes to survive any future conventions. RIP

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My everyday teaching shoes are somehow giving me blisters on the balls of my feet from how much walking around I've been doing.

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Hotels that don't explicitly tell you their breakfast is NOT complimentary should be considered fraud. I should not expect to pay $18 for a "breakfast buffet" you liars

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This is the third public bathroom I've been to today that didn't have toilet paper. Am I really that unlucky?? 🙃

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Are the DMV cameras rigged to take the absolute worst photo that's ever existed of you?

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There's no better anatomy practice than drawing porn. Now if I can get over the fear of being perceived while drawing it, I'll be unstoppable

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Ever grateful that I never had a Twilight phase

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Golden toasted croissant

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I thought January was an eternity but I found out today is only the FIFTH DAY OF FEBRUARY??!?

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If you teach or are around children for a job, what's your favorite lie you've told about yourself? Mine is that the smell of weed makes me nauseous. I smoke at least every day to stay sane.

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Look at this footlong boi. He's not even big stretching. This isn't even his final form.

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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)

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My fever finally broke 🙌🏼😭 I never thought I'd be excited to go back to work tomorrow

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Finally ended up going to urgent care for this damn fever. And of course as soon as I do, the Tylenol kicks in and no fever 🥲

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At least cat-sitting this beautiful lovey boy is making this plague tolerable

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Day 3 of running a fever. My mind is numb and my body broken.

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Hearing that a friend my partner and I haven't seen in a while made plans and specifically said it wouldn't be fun unless it was all 3 of us, not just a "boys night", honestly makes me really happy. Its nice knowing I have friends that want me around 🥹

Just a reminder, don't leave your school iPad on the roof of your car and expect it to be there when you get there. Oops

Does anyone else constantly feel like they have to hold their body together? Like I don't know if my body even knows how to relax; because, even when I'm laying down, I'm so tense and trying to relax makes me notice how unnaturally my body feels.

This is my “daughter of a Black Panther breakfast program volunteer” coming out but anyone who tells you that you have to be public about all your resistance activity should immediately be under suspicion for being an op, or being under the influence of an op

Awh I just had a really bittersweet realization about being able to finally being able to buy any kind of plant I want and not have to worry about it being pet safe. Still missing you Callie, my lil everything bagel

Why did I ever think grading 87 kids' six 30-second playing tests each would be achievable in 5 hours? Because it's not. The math wasn't math-ing. If anyone wants to actually do that math be my guest.

Nothing like coming home from a few days out of town and every single one of my plants I had outside are dead from a random freeze. Fuck you Texas weather.

I love being at TMEA but good god I'm ready to be back home and smoke a bowl

I've come to the realization that my geriatric (30yo) ass needs legit walking shoes to survive any future conventions. RIP

My everyday teaching shoes are somehow giving me blisters on the balls of my feet from how much walking around I've been doing.

Hotels that don't explicitly tell you their breakfast is NOT complimentary should be considered fraud. I should not expect to pay $18 for a "breakfast buffet" you liars

This is the third public bathroom I've been to today that didn't have toilet paper. Am I really that unlucky?? 🙃

Are the DMV cameras rigged to take the absolute worst photo that's ever existed of you?

There's no better anatomy practice than drawing porn. Now if I can get over the fear of being perceived while drawing it, I'll be unstoppable

Ever grateful that I never had a Twilight phase

Golden toasted croissant

I thought January was an eternity but I found out today is only the FIFTH DAY OF FEBRUARY??!?

If you teach or are around children for a job, what's your favorite lie you've told about yourself? Mine is that the smell of weed makes me nauseous. I smoke at least every day to stay sane.

Look at this footlong boi. He's not even big stretching. This isn't even his final form.

Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)

My fever finally broke 🙌🏼😭 I never thought I'd be excited to go back to work tomorrow

Finally ended up going to urgent care for this damn fever. And of course as soon as I do, the Tylenol kicks in and no fever 🥲

At least cat-sitting this beautiful lovey boy is making this plague tolerable

Day 3 of running a fever. My mind is numb and my body broken.

I can't remember the last time I ever caught the flu and I've been teaching 6 years now. What did these kids give me take it back 🤒

My spouse said my sick voice makes me sound like Naruto. Believe it. 🍥

Teaching with no voice is roouughh